Posted by MichiganAl on 4/2/06 6:02pm
Msg #110458

Hi, I'm new!

Pilot to co-pilot:
"Hi. I'm new. How do ya fly this thing?"

Doctor to nurse:
"Hi. This is my first surgery. What does a scalpel look like?"

New bartender:
"Hi. This is my first day. What's in a rum and Coke?"

New member of the bomb squad:
"Hi. This is my first bomb. Whatdoyathink, blue wire or green? Eeenee, meenee, minee...

New notary:
"Hi I'm new and ready to make lots of money. What should I do now?"

Reply by Korey Humphreys on 4/2/06 6:16pm
Msg #110460

Aahh! I hate newbies because I'm afraid that they....

may:

1 - Take away all my credibility I've established with companies...
2 - take away my extra income earned as a Signing Agent...
3 - destroy everything I have going for me for accepting $50.00 fees...
4 - take away my experience and reliability...










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YEAH RIGHT!!!

Sadly I've assisted more newbies then "old timers". I don't understand where Pam gets her knowledge. She must be reading messages from a couple years ago! But hey, I guess it's better for her to feel superior, rather then hate herself.

Message to "newbies": This post was sarcastically written. If you are sincere, have read through this board, and can't find an answer to your question... feel free to post your question. I, and others, will answer.

Reply by RickinVA on 4/2/06 6:27pm
Msg #110464

Re: Aahh! I hate newbies because I'm afraid that they....

AAhhh, why would you have to "assist old timers"?

Rick

Reply by PAW on 4/2/06 10:11pm
Msg #110475

Re:Why "assist old timers"?

Sometimes, us "old timers" need assistance:

Climbing stairs

Getting in and out of vehicles

Maintaining bladder control

<< many other things I can't remember >>

"They say the mind is the second thing to go." (I don't remember what's first!)

Reply by Kyle Ledgard on 4/2/06 6:33pm
Msg #110465

Re: Aahh! I hate newbies because I'm afraid that they....

Korey, You're assuming she has knowledge. That's a BIG assumption. Just because she has "every notary book" doesn't mean she read them. She's a big union supporter who can't think indepently without the union giving her permission. Then she feels she's "entitled" to be given information everyone else worked hard to obtain.

Reply by Korey Humphreys on 4/2/06 7:12pm
Msg #110470

Re: Aahh! I hate newbies because I'm afraid that they....

True... I guess it's right what they say about assuming.