Reply by Winston_Tn on 4/13/06 8:43am
Msg #113253
LOL...Stereotyping retaliation
On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.
One woman in particular loses it. She stands up in the Aisle and screams, "I'm too young to die!" Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last few minutes on Earth to be memorable... I've had plenty of sex in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well, I've had it! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a woman?"
For a moment, there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare riveted, at the desperate woman in the aisle. Then, a man stands up from his seat and says, "I can make you feel like a woman."
He's tall, well-built, good-looking man with long, flowing black hair and jet black eyes, makes his way slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves.
The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation, as her man approaches.
He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her. He extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers, "Iron this."
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