Posted by Hugh Nations Signing Agents of Austin on 8/12/06 7:52pm
Msg #138485

Serenity Prayer

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change
The courage to change the things I cannot accept
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people
I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today
As they may be connected to the ass that I have to kiss tomorrow.


Help me to always give 100% at work...
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
and 5% on Friday.

And help me to remember...
When I'm having a really bad day
And it seems that people are trying to piss me off
That it takes 42 muscles to frown
And only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.

Reply by Sarah Siracusa on 8/12/06 8:59pm
Msg #138502

Love this! Great new twist.

Reply by MichiganAl on 8/12/06 9:30pm
Msg #138508

Shouldn't you be at the Moose Club tonight? n/m

Reply by Julie Williams on 8/13/06 7:54am
Msg #138530

Prayer and the middle finger? No class. no conscience, Hugh.

Not the place for this.

Reply by Raimond on 8/13/06 10:30am
Msg #138548

Dito Julie - NR n/m