Posted by Hugh Nations Signing Agents of Austin on 8/4/06 12:27am
Msg #137015

Some chuckles

Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me.

How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over 50 for Miss America?

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Wow, that was fun!"

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk."

Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?

Wouldn't you know it...Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.

And remember: life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

Reply by CaliNotary on 8/4/06 12:51am
Msg #137021

Seriously Hugh, what's your problem?

Once upon a time you were a respected contributor to this board. Now all you do is post stupid jokes.

It's obvious that you're doing it simply because you've been repeatedly asked not to, but shouldn't you have outgrown that mentality by now? Shouldn't you have outgrown it by the time you got out of high school?

People who try this hard to be "the funny one" usually are just "the pathetic and irritating one". Get a new schtick.

Reply by Jahari Davis on 8/4/06 1:18am
Msg #137026

Re: Seriously Hugh, what's your problem?

Cali, seriously lay off. Hugh's just havin some fun and bringing humor to a board. I found of them to be pretty funny. I admit I chuckled. Yet you attack. Where within you does this come from?

Reply by Rhonda Skansi on 8/4/06 1:41am
Msg #137028

Re: Seriously Hugh, what's your problem?

I just shared a couple of those with my husband. Kinda cute. we chuckled.

Reply by Ndwa on 8/4/06 2:19am
Msg #137029

Re: Seriously Hugh, what's your problem?

Jahari, you're too young to know the history of NotRot. There once was a lawyer who (I thought) would never tolerate that kind of crap in this forum. What you see in Cali's post is the flame of disappointment from someone whom, I/we look up to in our earlier years (much like Sylvia today).

Newbies like you can only read the context of posts like Cali's without a clue of history, then interpret them as mean spirit and such. Hugh is like a "hommy" of NotRot who's lost his touch.

Reply by LkArrowhd/CA on 8/4/06 8:58pm
Msg #137194

Re: Jihad.......how about Hugh posting OT..... n/m

Reply by FlaMac on 8/4/06 8:53am
Msg #137057

How soon YOU forget..this is a chatroom and nothin more. n/m

Reply by Winston_Tn on 8/4/06 9:13am
Msg #137062

Hark ... Did I just hear the morning...

drone of the elusive philodox ?

Reply by BrendaTx on 8/4/06 9:23am
Msg #137069

Re: Hark ... Did I just hear the morning...Thank you Winston

Definition of philodox - Someone enamored of his/her own opinions.

I thought the word for that was "blowhard." Not exactly. Philodox is much better.

I love learning new words.

Reply by Bob_Chicago on 8/4/06 9:30am
Msg #137073

New words are great, but I believe that everyone.......

would be happy if Hugh just learned two new letters:
"OT"
To be be honest, I enjoyed Hugh's posts more when he shared
his extensive On Topic knowledge, along with stories of his
sex life, (mostly memories as I understand it)

Reply by Winston_Tn on 8/4/06 9:39am
Msg #137076

Re: No...Thank you BrendaTx

I actually thought it was a rare bird of Africa with large horn-rimmed eyes and rather mottled red plummage, found in the eastern part of the Gola rainforest who thinks its shrill song is better than the rest of the avian community...

Reply by SarahBeth_CA on 8/4/06 9:49am
Msg #137078

Winston I would love to

play a game of Balderdash with you. You, me, Brenda, and my hubby (he's funny as heck) would be in stitches the whole time.

Reply by VERONICA DESCHANEAU on 8/4/06 11:23am
Msg #137102

I think that....

Mr. Hishughness has been attorney-napped by some mistress he met at some “old phartz” dance held, weekly by the local Moose....Maybe Hugh represented her husband in a nasty divorce where she was left with zip..

Hishughness may.....at this very moment...be stuffed and locked in a closed while the mad mistress from the Moose signs on NotRot under Hishughness’s account and posts silly OT’s and questionable posts that we know he would NEVER write.

Reply by MichiganAl on 8/4/06 1:46pm
Msg #137124

You're wrong about the word philodox

It's actually a compliment for a signing agent.

"philo" - a prefix meaning "having an affinity"
"dox" - short for documents

philodox - an affinity of documents.

Reply by Charm_AL on 8/4/06 2:09pm
Msg #137125

Re: You're wrong about the word philodox uh Al...

it's filo dough in French...sheesh

Reply by BrendaTx on 8/4/06 2:14pm
Msg #137126

Re: You're wrong about the word philodox uh Al...

If it is filo dough, aka philodox, aka the posters referenced, well...according to the internet, one of the difficulties of working with this is that it tends to dry out.

There ya have. The rest of the story...

Reply by Charm_AL on 8/4/06 12:00pm
Msg #137108

Re: How soon YOU forget..this is a chatroom and nothin more.

But we remember that you are an ousted idiot among 99.8% of the posters here. Go back to your e-mail secret society with nary a clue.

Flacmac.....lol - you still on the outside looking in?

Reply by christiSocal on 8/4/06 3:17pm
Msg #137138

Hey Charm,

Thats the way I always read her name too- flac-mac. Very descriptive...

Reply by Charm_AL on 8/4/06 3:32pm
Msg #137141

Re: Hey Charm, lol...

Ok, I really look at it as - flac mac the squawkin' Pterodactyl