Posted by Elizabeth Soliday on 8/26/06 10:57pm
Msg #141202

What happens to the older messages?

I can only see one page of the bulletin board, can anyone get to earlier dates than today's or is that for "premuim" members? Is anyone a premuim member and has it done you any good?

Reply by carlos/nyc on 8/26/06 11:12pm
Msg #141204

Just hit the "Prev" button on top to view all the older messages.

Reply by TitleGalCA on 8/26/06 11:29pm
Msg #141207

Re: What happens to the older messages? The story is told:

First, yes, a premium membership is what allows you do have access to all the features on notary rotary and there are too many to list here....discounts on supplies, training, MoJo, etc. (Harry can jump in and tell you more). All calls I get are from Notary Rotary.

Now for the most important question you had....The Old Messages.

The Scripture reads.... there are pretty, young, virgins in long white gowns, and flowing hair who toss flower petals, and dance and pray over the Old Messages as they depart into the next world into a bright, yet soft light off in the distance...they go to The Next World.

NR Scripture also reads....In the Next World, there will be no arguments about politics between JJ and TG. In the Next World, Cali will work in a bird sanctuary and sign to the little birdies all day....he'll have completely forgotten the F word (the praying virgins in white gowns made all the language dissappear) and Hugh will have remembered his true sense of humor (the nice one) and will do stand up comedy upon command and everyone will laugh....hahahaah....

The Old Messages will be kept in The Next World in a safe place by our special librarian...Becca. Becca will have developed a love of these Old Messages and take great care in cataloging them. Becca will work with The Old Message Mother....Mother Brenda (who will have very, very thin arms). Mother Brenda will reside with the Old Messages and keep their memories, but be sure that it is the Queen who make it all happen, Queen Sylvia. All in The Next World come to her for kind advice and wisdom.

Angelina in The Next World will have forgotten all about the silly things of this world (the dry spells that seem to last 18 months) and will be the Angel at the Door when the Old Messages arrive to their final resting place. Angel(ina) and Charm will be the beautiful welcoming committee upon their arrival.

The Next World is where all Old Messages WANT to go and sometimes get annoyed with us for keeping them alive for so long....even going pages back to revive them again!

They will be happy there.....and Michigal Al will even start seeing the light, when Jahari gently sits down next to him on a park bench (with Cali in the background gently signing to the birdies), whispering in his ear that isn't it better this way....my friend???? Al will sigh...and sing Kum-bay-uh with Jahari.

That, Elizabeth, is what happens to all "Older Messages". We do treat them with honor here.

Reply by Signing_Doc on 8/27/06 12:58am
Msg #141211

Re: What happens to the older messages? The story is told:

(softly)"...go into the light...gently....all is well....all is well..." Sit, weed-hopper...and let ME tell you the REAL tale of "The Old Messages and the young SA".

A long long time ago,
I can still remember when, the music used to make me smile....
and I KNEW that if I had the chance that...I could make those people dance...
and maybe...they'd be happy...for a while.....

BUT February make me shiver......................with every paper I'd deliver..........
bad new on the doorstep....I couldn't take one more step.....
I can't remember if I cried....when I read about the widowed bride but....
something touched me DEEP inside....

The Day the Messages........DIED! and they were singing

Bye Bye this here Anakin guy....maybe Vader, someday later, now he's just a small fry
and he took his droid and kiss his mommy goodbye saying

"Soon I'm going to be a Jed EYE!.....Soon I'm going to be a Jed EYE!"

"And THAT'S where Messages go...so they say....(they whistle?....) so they say!

Snatch this pebble from my hand weedhopper....when you can....it will be time for you to go


Time for you to go weedhopper......Live long....and prosper......Nanu Nanu....Mork out!

Reply by kathy/ca on 8/27/06 11:37am
Msg #141236

Sing it Don McLean! "drove my Chevy to the levy but the....

levy was dry"!!!! Doc, I knew we could count on you to break out in song!!!! I love "Bye Bye Miss American Pie", brings back so many memories.

Reply by LkArrowhd/CA on 8/27/06 12:22pm
Msg #141246

Re: Sing it Don McLean! Kathy I remember buying this album,

listening to it repeatedly all in one night at least 30 times, in my one bedroom apartment in Tarzana, CA.....apartment 229, 18307 Burbank Blvd......Thanks for the walk down memory lane, many moons again.....

Reply by kathy/ca on 8/27/06 12:36pm
Msg #141250

Dont you just love these walks down memory lane, I do! n/m

Reply by MelissaCT on 8/27/06 6:52pm
Msg #141346

Re: I had a co-worker that....

would come in that once a year & ask everyone if they knew what day it was...the anniversary of "The day the music died". Feburary 3, 1959

Reply by BrendaTx on 8/27/06 8:46am
Msg #141219

Old Messages...Titlegal...What you forgot...

In the "Next World," Judy Smart of Louisiana is Queen of the Lemmings.

RunninDocs and BestCal have a truck stop which doubles as a hair salon.
You forgot that part.

Not only will my arms be thin, but I will marry Richard Simmons and open a string of MKIA Fitness Centers.

Reply by bestcal on 8/27/06 11:09am
Msg #141233

Re: Old Messages...Titlegal...What you forgot...

Ah ah! everyone seems in a great humorous mood this morning!Keep it up,this is good.!

Reply by LkArrowhd/CA on 8/27/06 12:32pm
Msg #141248

Re: Old Messages...Titlegal...What you forgot... ERIN!!!!!!! n/m

Reply by Cheri Armentrout on 8/27/06 11:14am
Msg #141234

Re: What happens to the older messages? The story is told:

You are beautiful TG!

Reply by Signing_Doc on 8/27/06 12:16pm
Msg #141242

You are beautiful TG! ...to meeeee...you are so beautiful...

to meeeee....can't you seeeeeeee?????? you're everything I HOPED forrrrrrrrrr
You're everything I neeeeeeeeeedddd

You are so beautifulllllll...........tooooo meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

(sniff)....make me want to cry

Reply by kathy/ca on 8/27/06 12:37pm
Msg #141251

Ha ha ha, I cant stop laughing, Doc, you are a crack up! n/m

Reply by Carolyn Bodley on 8/27/06 12:19pm
Msg #141244

Re: Prev button n/m

Reply by Signing_Doc on 8/27/06 3:34pm
Msg #141291

Where have all the messages gone....long time passing....

where have all the messages gone....long time ago
where have all the messages gone....Harry has them....everyone
when will we ever learn....when will we eeeeeevvverr learn

Reply by Gary_CA on 8/27/06 4:01pm
Msg #141298

How mny pgs must a thrd go down b4 you can call it a thread? n/m

Reply by Signing_Doc on 8/27/06 6:12pm
Msg #141332

Re: How mny pgs must a thrd go down b4 you can call it a thr

the answer my friend...is blowing in the wind....the answer is blowing in the wind.....

Reply by kathy/ca on 8/27/06 4:40pm
Msg #141311

Sing it out Pete Seeger, where have all the messages gone... n/m

Reply by Tina_MA on 8/27/06 8:22pm
Msg #141359

Older messages are still there. Not sure why the search doesn't go all the way back to the beginning.

After searching to the beginning, I noticed that I was the *lucky* 13th person to post on NotaryRotary.