Posted by Stamper_WI on 12/6/06 11:45am
Msg #164277

A Parrot, A Toddler

a dog named Woody and a christmas tree. The parrot and dog safely in cages, the toddler is not. The parents are signing loan doc's. The parrot and dog are keeping an eye on the toddler announcing "Uh Oh" and "woof woof"everytime the toddler heads toward the tree.Yes the parrot barks after "Uh Oh". Parents jump up and add another ornament to the top of an already top heavy tree. The funny thing is, the parrot sounds like the toddler.

Reply by ReneeK_MI on 12/7/06 5:44am
Msg #164468

Mynah bird

When I was young I worked in a pet shop, and a family donated their mynah bird to us as a shop 'mascot'. They couldn't take it anymore, he drove them insane.

The family was a mom, dad, Grandma and toddler - and the bird impersonated them ALL. As the 'toddler', he said "I'm scaaaaared", as the Mom it was "don't TOUCH that!" (which used to freak out the little kids who were shopping!) As Grandma, it was "C'mere sweetie!" Dad must've opted to work two jobs because the mynah didn't use his voice at all.

He also did the dishwasher and the vacuum. Eventually, he drove us insane also!