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Posted by Jersey_Boy on 12/21/06 12:14pm
Msg #167148

HAPPY FESTIVUS TO ALL! n/m

Reply by Jersey_Boy on 12/21/06 12:19pm
Msg #167150

who is ready for the test of strength? n/m

Reply by Charm_AL on 12/21/06 1:02pm
Msg #167168

JB..my x-mas gift to you

Since you're testing strength...lol

This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!


The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands!

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Wow, you sure look good in brown!
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's my paycheck.
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.

DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some more wine.



13 Things PMS Stands For:


1 Pass My Shotgun

2 Psychotic Mood Shift

3 Perpetual Munching Spree

4 Puffy Mid-Section

5 People Make me Sick

6 Provide Me with Sweets

7 Pardon My Sobbing

8 Pimples May Surface

9 Pass My Sweat pants

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

11. Plainly; Men Suck

12. Pack My Stuff

and my favorite one.

13. Potential Murder Suspect


And remember: Money talks . but Chocolate SINGS!!!


Reply by Lisa Prestegard on 12/21/06 4:02pm
Msg #167217

Charm, dear... you forgot one definition~

Putting (up with) Men's Sh*t

Reply by Becca_FL on 12/21/06 1:02pm
Msg #167169

I’ve got some grievances I’d like to air! n/m

Reply by hcampersFL on 12/21/06 3:25pm
Msg #167209

Re: I’ve got some grievances I’d like to air!

I'll bring the pole in liu of a tree.

Reply by TitleGalCA on 12/21/06 8:57pm
Msg #167287

What the..... is a "Festivus"????

Is that a new holiday?

Reply by Marlene/USNA on 12/22/06 1:34pm
Msg #167391

Re: What the..... is a "Festivus"????

From Jerry Seinfeld - in one episode, one of George's secrets is discovered: His father invented Festivus for the Rest-of-Us years ago for people who didn't like to celebrate the gratitude and love of Christmas. The symbol was an aluminum pole. Grievances were aired over dinner. Feats of strength were wrestling matches between father and son until one of them capitulated.

You hadda be there!


 
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