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Posted by LisaWI on 12/19/06 6:41pm
Msg #166768

OT Another Funny

Baptizing a drunk

A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon
a preacher baptizing people in the river. He walks into the water and
subsequently bumps into the preacher.

The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of
alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"

The drunk answers, "Yes, I am." So the preacher grabs him and dunks him
in the water. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, "Brother have you
found Jesus?"

The drunk replies, "No, I haven't found Jesus."

The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for
; a little longer.
He again pulls him out of the water and asks again, "Have you found
Jesus my brother?"

The drunk again answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus."

By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in the
water again --- but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and
when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up.

The preacher again asks the drunk, "For the love of God have you found
Jesus?"

The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the
preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"

Reply by John_NorCal on 12/20/06 9:45am
Msg #166882

Good one Lisa! n/m


 
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