Posted by Regal/NC on 12/7/06 9:28am
Msg #164512

OT: Cologne Etiquette

Esquire's in-house grooming expert, Rodney Cutler, chimes in with some
aromatic advice of his own:
1. Your girlfriend knows how to put on fragrance: Spray it once in the air
and walk through the mist.
2. You shouldn't have so much cologne on that people cough when you walk by.
In fact, anyone outside a twelve-inch radius of your body shouldn't smell
anything.
3. Evenings call for darker, muskier scents like vanilla, amber, and
oakmoss. Daytime colognes should be lighter and citrusy.
4. No matter how great you smell, if you have bad breath, there's no way
she'll notice your cologne.
5. Don't even think about watering down your cologne to make it last longer.
It makes you look cheap, and it can stain your clothes.
6. Your cologne should complement your soap and shampoo. If your nose is not
attuned to such distinctions -- and not many are -- play it safe and buy a
cologne's entire line of products.
7. No matter how fantastic it makes you smell, applying cologne does not
replace regular visits with soap and water.
8. Never put on cologne before exercising. If you start to sweat, there's a
good chance it'll run into your eyes.
9. If you pick the right deodorant, you don't even need cologne. My
suggestion: Old Spice Red Zone.
10. No matter what your buddy claims, there is never a reason to put cologne
on your balls.