Posted by Jersey_Boy on 12/22/06 9:28am
Msg #167365

OT- Winter Wonderland

Sleigh bells ring
are you listening
in the lane
snow is glistening
A beautiful sight
we're happy tonight
walking 'round in women's underwear

Gone away is the bluebird
here to stay is a new bird
He sings a love song
as we go along
walking 'round in women's underwear

In the meadow we can build a snowman
Then pretend that he is Parson Brown
He'll say: Are you married?
we'll say: No man
But you can do the job
when you're in town

Later on
we'll perspire
as we dream by the fire
To face unafraid
the plans that we've made
walking 'round in women's underwear

In the meadow we can build a snowman
and pretend that he's a circus clown
We'll have lots of fun with mister snowman
until the alligators knock him down

When it snows
ain't it thrilling
Though your nose gets a chilling
We'll frolic and play
the Eskimo way
walking 'round in women's underwear

Walking 'round in women's underwear
walking 'round in women's underwear

Reply by Stuart Posner on 12/22/06 10:24am
Msg #167372

Re: OT- Winter Wonderland..you started it

Lacy things...the wife is missing...
didn't ask...her permission...
I'm wearing her clothes...her silk pantyhose...
walking round in women's underwear...
in the store, there's a teddy...
with lacy straps...like spaghetti...
they fit me just right...like handcuffs at night...
walking round in women's underwear...

In the office there's a guy named Melvin...
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown...
He'll say "Are you ready?" I'll say "WHOO MAN"...
At least wait till the wife is out of town...
Later on...if you wanna, we can dress like Madonna...
Put on some eye-shade...and join the parade...

(all together now)..."Walking round in women's underwear"

(Sorry,,,but you know I couldn't let that go)


"Doc"

Reply by MistarellaFL on 12/22/06 10:55am
Msg #167376

Does anyone know CPR?

Should I stop die from laughing so hard.
Ya killin me!
What movie did that one come from Doc?
I passed out for a minute there....and my memory is still not completely functional, LOL

Reply by TD_CA on 12/22/06 11:10am
Msg #167378

Re: Does anyone know CPR?

You all are crazy! But thanks for the laugh! Merry Christmas everyone!!

Reply by Jersey_Boy on 12/22/06 11:19am
Msg #167379

Crazy? No! Just enjoying the depth of our dementia.... n/m

Reply by Cindi_TN on 12/22/06 1:52pm
Msg #167393

Ya'll just ain't right ...N/M LOL I love it n/m