Posted by Gary_CA on 12/26/06 9:51am
Msg #167693
Twas the night before Christmas 6:40 pm
My brother was here, it'd been a year since I'd seen him.
When what to my wondering eyes should appear
but a LO's number in my caller ID.
We'd started on Friday but had no ID
Saturday went back to witness credibly.
Oh but it looked like no Santa this year...
one of the witnesses filled the borrower with fear.
The loan is no good the fees are to high
and the prepay on the last loan my, oh my.
So at eight in the evening I packed up my gear
I had one more signing in a town none too near.
That one went rough but turned out okay
And joyful for a day off I went on my way.
So back to the phone call on the eve of St. Nick...
I guess the lost deal made the LO quite sick
but her manager said if it was signed by tommorow we could still turn the trick.
Nope, sorry, but Gary ain't workin that day
(and doubt that she'd sign the loan anyway)
Merry Christmas to all....
and could you do it tonight?
yeah, right.
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