Posted by Jason Jones on 12/23/06 12:04am
Msg #167481

going on vacation?

I'm going on vacation, and I'm worried about losing business. Should I let my wife use my stamp and complete my signings?

Reply by Susan Fischer on 12/23/06 12:07am
Msg #167482

This is a joke, right? n/m

Reply by TitleGalCA on 12/23/06 12:09am
Msg #167484

You and me both...why do we bother with these posts? n/m

Reply by Jason Jones on 12/23/06 12:09am
Msg #167485

Re: This is a joke, right?

No joke...my wife and I really need the money. She been on many signings with me and knows the ropes.

Reply by Susan Fischer on 12/23/06 12:19am
Msg #167494

Why not run that by your SOS? In writing. n/m

Reply by TitleGalCA on 12/23/06 12:07am
Msg #167483

So you're wife isn't going on "vacation" with you.

And you're asking if someone, other than you, can use your stamp and do notarizations.

And the concern is about losing business.

What are you smoking?

Reply by Jersey_Boy on 12/23/06 12:12am
Msg #167486

uiadfahkjfdg <--bashing head on keyboard!

Reply by Susan Fischer on 12/23/06 12:12am
Msg #167487

OMG. I was really hoping this was a joke. n/m

Reply by Susan Fischer on 12/23/06 12:14am
Msg #167488

LISA! Come quick! Bring wooden spoons and pass them out. n/m

Reply by Jason Jones on 12/23/06 12:16am
Msg #167489

Re: LISA! Come quick! Bring wooden spoons and pass them ou

You guys are hurting my feelings. It's Christmas, and we need the money. How can I get in trouble?

Reply by TitleGalCA on 12/23/06 12:17am
Msg #167491

Jason if you have to ask you don't deserve the stamp. n/m

Reply by Jersey_Boy on 12/23/06 12:18am
Msg #167492

Losing you commission would result in loss of money.

Fraud is Fraud is fraud is fraud.....

ANY WAY YOU SLICE IT....

IT'S FRAUD!!!

Reply by CaliNotary on 12/23/06 12:18am
Msg #167493

That settles it

This is obviously a joke. And not a very good trolling either. A good troll won't show his hand so early, he'll just sit back and watch the thread spiral out of control.

Reply by TitleGalCA on 12/23/06 12:19am
Msg #167495

Re: That settles it -yep

I do need to learn those troll tactics. My Bad.

Reply by Susan Fischer on 12/23/06 12:21am
Msg #167497

hang on, just let get the hook out.... n/m

Reply by buckley on 12/23/06 12:22am
Msg #167499

Re: hang on, just let get the hook out....

hey, give him a break. He must be new.

Reply by CaliNotary on 12/23/06 12:24am
Msg #167500

You must be new here n/m

Reply by Susan Fischer on 12/23/06 12:35am
Msg #167503

Buckley - nobody's *that* new. A break? Which arm? n/m

Reply by Pamela on 12/23/06 6:23am
Msg #167513

Jason

First of all, no question is a dumb question. If you do not know
it is better to ask, than to make a major mistake.

Secondly, if you truly need the money, postpone the vacation for now
(as you cannot afford the additional expense). Stay home! Relax around
the house. . .

Third, get a second job (full-time, part-time, temporary).

Fourth, have your wife get a (first) job.

Fifth, help your wife to obtain her notary license etc. . .
In this way, the both of you, can be "dual" partners, backing each
other up etc. . .

Sixth, No, your wife cannot use your notary stamp etc. . .
Although your wife may be "Mrs. Jason Jones", she is not you.
In this instance, the both of you are not "one".

Seventh, obtain a copy of your state's notary handbook. Learn
its notarial laws and regulations inside and out.

Eight, Have a Merry Christmas and Blessed New Year! ("smile"


Pam

Reply by Lisa Prestegard on 12/23/06 9:36am
Msg #167537

I am here with a HANDFUL of wooden spoons...

Good grief, Charlie Brown... are you really THAT much a MoMo?
I agree with the previous post... call the SOS office and ask them your question, but be sure you give them your full name and commission number first, ok?

Reply by bestcal on 12/23/06 6:28pm
Msg #167585

Re: OMG. I was really hoping this was a joke. Amazing!

It obviously is a joke!Why are you people responding!Jason is pulling your legs!

Reply by BrendaTx on 12/23/06 8:20pm
Msg #167591

Re: OMG. I was really hoping this was a joke. Amazing!

Louise, other people are responding for the same reason you are.

Reply by bestcal on 12/23/06 8:36pm
Msg #167594

Re: OMG. I was really hoping this was a joke. Brenda!

Darling,thanks for letting me know!Duh!

Reply by BrendaTx on 12/23/06 9:11pm
Msg #167596

Sure, Louise. No problem. BTW ...

I can't stop you from calling me "Darling" but I'd sure appreciate it if you'd cut it out. Even if you are just being sarcastic/rude or joking, it is offensive to me. Now you know the button to push to annoy me. Let's see what you do with it.

Reply by bestcal on 12/23/06 9:19pm
Msg #167598

Re: Sure, Louise. No problem. BTW ...Brenda

Sweetie,okay!

Reply by BrendaTx on 12/24/06 6:57am
Msg #167621

Re: Sure, Louise. No problem. BTW ... Louise...

**Sweetie,okay!**

I hope you have a very nice holiday, bestcal. If the rain slows down a little here in Texas for safer travel, mine will be perfect.

Reply by BrendaTx on 12/23/06 7:35am
Msg #167515

Re: going on vacation? Jason Jones is a hoot.

Clearly, Mr. Jones (and his sockpuppet "buckley" are trolls. Not very good ones either.

Reply by hcampersFL on 12/23/06 7:53am
Msg #167517

Clearly the funniest thing about this thread is someone

took it to be a "real" question. I was born at night but not last night.

Reply by Lisa Prestegard on 12/23/06 9:38am
Msg #167538

Well, I am old as dirt, Bev... and I fell hook, line and

wooden spoon
Yeah... trolls have an edge on me before my third cuppa joe. Sheesh.

Reply by TitleGalCA on 12/23/06 10:01pm
Msg #167605

One day I'll learn to recognize the troll questions. My bad n/m

Reply by Loretta Reed on 12/23/06 12:36pm
Msg #167561

Jason, hang up your hat and coat and give up now. You are bound to lose your notary license at any time.

Reply by Gary_CA on 12/23/06 5:00pm
Msg #167581

No problem, just gotta modify the ack form a little...

On XX/XX/XX John Jones personally appeared before MY OLD LADY and acknowledged.... blah blah

Wittness my old ladies hand and my official seal...

No problem.

Reply by Blueink_CA on 12/23/06 8:02pm
Msg #167589

Re: No problem, just gotta modify the ack form a little...

Gary, maybe his wife could pull off signing as someone named Jason. Maybe that's why he's going on vacation without her. "Honey, have you shaved today?"

Reply by Calnotary on 12/23/06 6:24pm
Msg #167584

You must have a great marriage relationship to go...

in vacation without the wife LOL, forget about the stamp. And I know this is a joke.