Posted by Rick_NY on 2/3/06 7:28am
Msg #93687

OT: My day is made!

Heather Locklear is back on the market! :D

Reply by Shane_OH on 2/3/06 7:32am
Msg #93692

WOOOHOOO!!!!

I'm off to go sacrifice a few slightly used virgins... as an offering...

Reply by kkdmiddleton on 2/3/06 7:34am
Msg #93693

You guys forget.....

she only goes for rockstars!!! :P

Reply by Shane_OH on 2/3/06 7:35am
Msg #93695

I DJ'd in Radio and Clubs for 10 years..I'm so in!!! n/m

Reply by kkdmiddleton on 2/3/06 7:38am
Msg #93696

LOL Don't think it's the same thing, not to burst your ...

bubble!

Reply by Dominic Paniccia on 2/3/06 7:40am
Msg #93697

Heard this morning her husband is denying and has plans for

Valentines Day. Don't order the bubbly yet!

Reply by kkdmiddleton on 2/3/06 7:54am
Msg #93704

Re: Heard this morning her husband is denying and has plans for

He did an interview with one of the radio stations here in DC lastnight and was asked what he was getting Heather for Valentines Day and he said Diamonds. From what the DJ said was he was being served with papers during the interview. Must have been after that question.

Reply by Mung/CA on 2/3/06 12:18pm
Msg #93841

You can't compete with Tommy Lee (if you know what I mean)

Reply by Shane_OH on 2/3/06 7:44am
Msg #93699

Re: LOL Don't think it's the same thing, not to burst your ...

Ha! Behind 2 turntables and a microphone, I'm a God! hehe

Reply by kkdmiddleton on 2/3/06 7:46am
Msg #93700

Ok Shane, I'll give you your dream! LOL

Reply by Rick_NY on 2/3/06 7:48am
Msg #93701

kkdmiddleton--

... didn't I see you in Macy's last holiday season telling all the kids visiting the toy dept. that the man in the red suit was just some drunken bum 2 steps away from being homeless??

Give us a effing break here.

Reply by kkdmiddleton on 2/3/06 7:50am
Msg #93702

Geezzz....

I was just kiddin around. Take a joke man.

Reply by Rick_NY on 2/3/06 7:57am
Msg #93705

Re: Geezzz....

"The joke" would have been if you were encouraging Shane and I to "go for it." Did anyone think we really believed we had a shot?

Have a good morning all.

Reply by kkdmiddleton on 2/3/06 7:59am
Msg #93706

Re: Geezzz....

Did you not see the LOL everytime! Man you really need to lighten up.

Reply by hcampersFL on 2/3/06 8:04am
Msg #93708

Rick-NY

Rick
Yes I really did think you believed you had a shot. I know that you have been secretly waiting for Heather all these years. The only time you ever watched TV was when she was on TJ Hooker, Melrose Place, Spin etc. You became a Notary in case Heather was ever in NY and needed a "Emergency" moblie notary for a last minute signing.

Okay can you tell I'm kidding? if not you might need to go to the doctor and have your funny bone checked.
Beverly

Reply by Rick_NY on 2/3/06 9:05am
Msg #93721

Beverly -- Re: Rick-NY

Now THAT was funny, Beverly, and in the spirit of my original message.

For what it's worth, I have done closings for soap opera actresses ("Guiding Light" if I remember right), one from "Sex And The City" and one of the hot FOX News Channel anchors. I also did a closing for a model in from LA, in her suite in a hotel overlooking Central Park. We were going to do the signing in the hotels biz center, but the poor dear was under the weather and asked if I'd mind terribly coming up.

To give a constructive critique, my problem with kkdmiddleton's message is not that I am suddenly crestfallen over realizing I don't have a shot with HL. It's just lacking in humor. Pointing out what is obvious is NOT funny. No matter how many times someone types "LOL" around a message, it doesn't make it humorous.

Thank you.

> Yes I really did think you believed you had a shot. I know that you have been secretly
> waiting for Heather all these years. The only time you ever watched TV was when she was
> on TJ Hooker, Melrose Place, Spin etc. You became a Notary in case Heather was ever in NY
> and needed a "Emergency" moblie notary for a last minute signing.
>
> Yes I really did think you believed you had a shot. I know that you have been secretly
> waiting for Heather all these years. The only time you ever watched TV was when she was > on TJ Hooker, Melrose Place, Spin etc. You became a Notary in case Heather was ever in NY > and needed a "Emergency" moblie notary for a last minute signing.
>
> Okay can you tell I'm kidding? if not you might need to go to the doctor and have your funny
> bone checked.
> Beverly

Reply by Shane_OH on 2/3/06 8:07am
Msg #93709

Of course I believe!!!

Don't mess with the dream man...

She'll swoon over me...and i might just let her, if she brings a friend and asks nicely ! LOL

Reply by hcampersFL on 2/3/06 8:12am
Msg #93710

Shane...Keep the dream alive

Boy Shane you sound a little to much like my Husband (bring a friend). That's original. LOL

I'm sure you have a shot with your "music" background, from your picture you might need to grow out your hair.

By the by if I wasn't married I might give Richey a shot, if I had the time.....
b.

Reply by kkdmiddleton on 2/3/06 8:13am
Msg #93711

LOL TOOO Funny!

Reply by Jersey_Boy on 2/3/06 9:00am
Msg #93719

2 Cents from the Jersey_Boy

When I first started reading notary rotary a few months ago, I too felt that there was a lot of bashing going on.

BUT----------> Now after reading every post that hits this board over the last few months, I've realized why (and I agree with why) there may be some "rude" comments thrown around now and then.

1. EVERY NEWBIE comes on this board and asks the same question (maybe even a good question) that some other newbie posted two days before that, and two days before that, ad infinitum (sp). I too am getting tired of reading this stuff, so if a "veteran" gives the newbie a quick shot answer (rude or not). I would tend to think that most of the other veterans find this amusing. I admit it, I find it amusing.

2. IF EVERY NEWBIE would realize that there is a FREAKIN search button, it would save a lot of time and "newbie bashing." I am very confident that there is an answer already posted to every notary related question that could be asked.

3. If a newbie has a question, think before you ask the question. Don't ask "how should I advertise," because that is the type of question that is just asking for a bashing. Ask a SPECIFIC question, i.e. "Is it better to advertise via email or direct mail." This type of question you will get a better and more professional answer/opinion.

4. Everyone here was at one time a newbie. I for one did not know of message boards, or mentoring, or NNA or books or anything of the like. I got my commission, I read the laws, I read the laws, I read the laws, I read the laws, I read the laws (noticing a pattern?), I memorized the laws. I figured things out. I learned from MY mistakes. Then I got lucky and found an awesome website that I could discuss things with my fellow notary. Now, I can ask a notary question, post about why I hate UPS, or throw out a silly SURVERY every now and then.
I have to be prepared to get my own @SS reamed out every now and then... I'm a big Jersey_Boy, I can take it.

5. ANY FINALLY TO ALL NEWBIES: If you can't understand or agree with #'s 1-4, then don't go away Mad....... JUST GO AWAY!

Reply by Jersey_Boy on 2/3/06 9:06am
Msg #93722

NOW I DESERVE A BASHING....

Sorry guys, I'm a dumb@ss and posted the previous message in the wrong thread.

Geez, what the ##@! did I do with my coffee cup....

Reply by cmd_NH on 2/3/06 9:23am
Msg #93731

BASH, BASH, BASH....HOW STUPID!!!! LOL!

Reply by cyndi_ca on 2/3/06 10:53am
Msg #93761

Re: WOOOHOOO!!!!

Hey Shane,

Just checked out your profile and yes, I think you would have a shot with Heather. Good luck.