Posted by Becca_FL on 1/17/06 11:09pm
Msg #89012

Notary Badges Continued...YES BADGES Vol III

This reminded me of my all time favorite post Msg # 79048. Thank you SarahBeth for making me ROFLMAO, again.

http://cgi.ebay.com/NOTARY-Austrian-Crystal-Jewelry-Pin_W0QQitemZ5077416510QQcategoryZ110974QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Reply by CaliNotary on 1/18/06 12:42am
Msg #89016

I am so going to buy that and wear it to the notary prom.

Reply by BrendaTx on 1/18/06 7:40am
Msg #89036

A Notary Prom Song

Cali, that's great! Amazingly enough, I heard a new song that's perfect for the notary prom:

I'm too sexy for the UPS man
too sexy for the UPS man
The UPS man's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my badge,
too sexy for my badge.
so sexy it's mad.

And I'm too sexy for NotRot too sexy for NotRot
faxbacks, and split-packages.

And I'm too sexy for your signing
Too sexy for your signing
No way you're babysitting

I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far

And I'm too sexy for my badge
Too sexy for my badge what do you think about that

'Cos I'm a notary you know what I mean
And I do "my little turn" at the Fedex
Yeah at the Fedex...at the Fedex...yeah
I shake my little touche at the Fedex.

Reply by Beth/MD on 1/18/06 9:51am
Msg #89100

Re: A Notary Prom Song...Brenda

Will you sing it at the Prom? And What shall we wear? Not just our badges????

Reply by BrendaTx on 1/18/06 11:06am
Msg #89137

Re: A Notary Prom Song...Brenda...Beth

Yes, I'll sing, but I'd like for Cali to sing a duet...in harmony, with me.

Wearing a badge only could be very painful. What to pin it to? Well, I guess we could use duct tape.

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I was only gone an hour and 26 minutes to this morning's signing and two plus pages have been filled up in my absence. I can hardly wait to catch up.

Reply by CaliNotary on 1/18/06 1:34pm
Msg #89199

Re: A Notary Prom Song...Brenda...Beth

I know the harmony part to "Something Stupid". Now that is a tempting song to rewrite in honor of Notary Rotary!

Reply by Beth/MD on 1/18/06 2:15pm
Msg #89211

Re: A Notary Prom Song...Cali & Brenda

When you get it all worked out, I would love to hear it! If you get a recording contract can I get an autographed copy? BTW-->will there be dance steps too?

Reply by BrendaTx on 1/18/06 11:44am
Msg #89154

Okay - Badge seriousness

I suppose that I should fess up and tell you that I like the Notary pin. I don't think I'd buy one because wearing it would make people want to know about how to get started as an NSA more than it would create marketing value. But it would be handy for meeting strangers in public places -- borrowing strangers, I mean -- they could spot you.

For years I have collected 50's costume jewelry...I only kept a few pieces and sold several on eBay when big hair went out of style. Flashy vintage brooches look good on jackets ...had on a red one this morning that's about 2 x 3 inches...pinned on my red flannel jacket. (Got rid of those really BIG pieces that were 3x5 or 4x5...yeah, I had some like that and earrings and bracelets to match.

So, as far as personal style...the truth is that I could definitely pull-off the notary brooch.

I guess I could order the notary pin and wear it on my PJ's.

Reply by Tina_MA on 1/18/06 9:35am
Msg #89089

>>>I am so going to buy that and wear it to the notary prom.<<<

Sweet Jesus, you about made me choke to death on my tea!

A little warning before making extremely funny remarks would be appreciated.

Reply by Lee/AR on 1/18/06 1:43am
Msg #89020

Yessssss... Think we can convince them to make "Notary" tiaras for the ladies and crowns for the guys?

Reply by hcampersFL on 1/18/06 6:25am
Msg #89027

"Badges, Badges...We don't need no stinking Badges!"

Reply by thnotary_NY on 1/18/06 7:58am
Msg #89040

Ahh yes, another "Law & Order" fan.

Reply by kkdmiddleton on 1/18/06 8:09am
Msg #89044

OH MY GOODNESS BRENDA!!!!!!!!!! TTTTOOO Funny!

Reply by DellaCa on 1/18/06 9:07am
Msg #89063

Soooooooo tacky!

Brenda that was funny but now I have it stuck in my head Too sexy for my_____

Reply by hcampersFL on 1/18/06 9:26am
Msg #89080

I believe the quote I used was from "The Three Amigos" With Steve Martin, Martin Close and I think Chevy Chase.

"Didn't see you, Didn't see me, Didn't see a thing" One of my favorites!
b.

Reply by Becca_FL on 1/18/06 10:46am
Msg #89129

Beverly, it's actually from Blazing Saddles - one of my all time favorites.

Reply by cyndi_ca on 1/18/06 9:28am
Msg #89083

Yes!!!!!!!!! Me too. All day I going to have that song in my head! Thanks

Reply by srnotary_CA on 1/18/06 9:39am
Msg #89091

Ok now that it is stuck in my head as well maybe I should order one of those badges. Of course I will have to get the costume to go with it as well. LOL

Reply by SLB SIGNING SERVICES, INC. - Sherry on 1/18/06 10:01am
Msg #89109

HECK why dont they just make a whole uniform.......

You guys are just too funny. Cali, I must say you actually made me laugh this time.

Reply by John_NorCal on 1/18/06 10:49am
Msg #89130

Re: I dont gotta show you no estinking badges! nm

Reply by SarahBeth_CA on 1/18/06 11:31am
Msg #89149

Re: I dont gotta show you no estinking badges! nm

Yes it is a line that has been parodied many a time. In UHF it was Badgers, Badgers, we don't need no stinking Badgers. And as far as the Three Amigos goes.....

While at the notary ball...
Brenda_TX says "Will you kiss me on the veranda?"
Hugh replies "The lips will be fine"