Posted by Bonnie_CO on 1/24/06 10:23am
Msg #90619
OT- Funny
1-Zero Gravity
>When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that
>ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat this problem,
>NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that writes
>in zero gravity, upside-down, on almost any surface including glass ! and
>at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300 C.
>The Russians used a pencil.
>Your taxes are due again -- enjoy paying them.
>
>2 -Our Constitution
>They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just
>give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked
>for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.
>
>3 -Ten Commandments
>The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse is
>that you cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal", Thou Shalt Not Commit
>Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges
>and politicians! It creates a hostile work > environment.
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