Posted by TCMN on 1/9/06 7:37pm
Msg #87222

OT....I couldn't pass up sharing.....


Why....

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever the hell comes out!"

Who was the first person to say "See that chicken there?.. I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt"

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut....why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to see everything anyway?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Does the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

Why did you try singing the two songs above?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

Reply by Anonymous on 1/9/06 8:35pm
Msg #87238

Re: OT....I couldn't pass up sharing.....very funny n/m

Reply by Brenda Stone on 1/10/06 3:55am
Msg #87287

DEEP Thoughts, TCMN - LOL. nm

Reply by TCMN on 1/10/06 7:30am
Msg #87294

Brenda, why are you up so yearly?

that's generally me, since I rarely sleep, but I even went to before that.
Missed ya last night, seemed quiet here.

Reply by Anonymous on 1/10/06 5:09pm
Msg #87424

good one TCMN, that's funny, not sure

why noone else read it or felt like a good laugh but Brenda and another anon but I could add to a few of these and they are good ones!

Thanks for sharing. too bad for anyone else who doesn't have a sense of humor

Reply by Janlee_MI on 1/10/06 7:00pm
Msg #87454

Re: good one TCMN, that's funny, not sure

I laughed at it too.