Posted by Shane_OH on 1/19/06 8:11am
Msg #89334
The loan that wouldn't close....by Shane T
It was an overcast early december day about 2pm, our faithful NSA, Shane, was sitting at home reading all of the informative posts on NotaryRotary.com, when his Razr cell phone rings. The number is not one programmed into the phone, so immediately our NSA is expecting it to be a call to action.
Sure enough, the nice lady on the other end of the line informs her of her dire situation. "Mr. Shane, we have a closing tonight at 7pm, E-Docs, we can get you the docs by 5:30pm, what is your fee, the location is 10 miles away"....
"Well Mame, I am certainly available to assist you in your time of need. I can be at your closing at 7pm, EDocs in hand, and have it signed and overnighted to you by the next business day.... all for a handy fee of $125, seeing as which it really 40 minutes away, not 10 miles"
"Certainly....I'll send you a confirm"
==== 4 Hours later ====
NSA Razr phone rings....."Mr. Notary Signing Agent, we are having problems with the docs, can we schedule this closing tomorrow at 7pm?"
"Yes mame, I can save the closings of plenty of other LO's tonight, and will save yours tomorrow.....just let me know, and send a confirm"
"Certainly Mr. NSA, you are the greatest"
=====The Following afternoon=====
Ring, Ring
"Hello, Central Ohio's finest NSA here"
"Oh, NSA, We think we have those docs figured out, and can get them to you by 5pm, is that enough time?"
"I should be back from my other appointment that day, and will be happy to print and head out to your closing.....Send me the confirm"
===Approx 5:30pm===
Ring, Ring
"Mr, NSA.... there is a problem with the appraisal, we should have it solved, but can we do it next Wednesday?"
"Sure, its my job to accommodate, call me.....send a confirm"
===The Following Wednesday===
"Mr NSA, we have a closing at 6pm, not sure when we can get you the docs, are you still available?"
"For Christ Sakes, OF COURSE I'll make sure i'm available for your closing! SEND THE FREAKING CONFIRM!!!"
-----No Confirm, no call----
Ring, Ring
"Miss Title Agency, this is Mr. NSA.... I'm booked for the evening, if you get your docs available I can recommend some other closers in the area, but I will be unavailable tonight"
"I understand, there is a problem with the appraisal anyway....we'll call you"
====Flash forward to January 18th====
Ring, RIng
"Hello?"
"Oh Mr. NSA, remember me, the sweet happy title girl trying to close a loan last month?"
"Why yes I do.... how can I help you?"
"Well, we got the appraisal figured out.... can you do a 3 o clock signing?"
"Yes, get me the docs by 1 please, as I have another signing at 5:30 and its 2 hours away from your closing location
"Will do......."
===2 pm arrives, and our hero the NSA hits the road to his closing far far away===
Ring, Ring
"Hello?"
"Hi Miss Sweet Title gal that has wasted my time for the last month, this is the World Reknowed NSA in Central Ohio....."
"Oh hi, i was meaning to call you"
"Let me guess, appraisal issue?"
"Yeah, they thought they had it figured out....but.."
"Thats fine, on my way to another appointment...I have loans to save"
"Thank you, ,sorry for not calling, i'll let you know"
"I'm sure you will".....
The End.
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