Posted by TitleGalCA on 7/10/06 10:33pm
Msg #132192

Dear Harry: You Cannot make us Happy

Now that the anons are gone, Notary Rotary is so boring. Every single post has to do with Notary work. Notary Work?? That is BORING Harry! There are no snipers...lying in wait for established posters...their bows and arrows drawn, ready to strike down anyone that might feel confident here about posting. Ready to take out a...veteran were those drawn bows...quivering...just waiting for the right and opportune moment, then....Whoosh, an arrow to the heart of the "Clique".

Without those snipers Harry - what are we veterans going to do?? Post about reading message 33325? Harry, c'mon. Should we talk about WF and CWide and Nasco? Where is the spice? Where is the vinegar? Where is the phony suger (my particular favorite)?

The grass is always greener. Now that we've been transplanted to the other side of the fence, y'all remember it is what we wanted, present company included, and we must suffer the consequences.

Reply by Jenny_CA on 7/10/06 10:36pm
Msg #132195

So does that mean I can ask a question and not wince while waiting for the responses? j/k

Reply by BrendaTx on 7/10/06 10:47pm
Msg #132198

Re: Dear Harry: You Cannot make us Happy - Jenny

*So does that mean I can ask a question and not wince while waiting for the responses? j/k*

No.

Reply by BarbaraL_CA on 7/10/06 10:49pm
Msg #132199

Brenda - that's the shortest post you ever posted! LOL n/m

Reply by BrendaTx on 7/10/06 10:51pm
Msg #132201

Re: Brenda - that's the shortest post you ever posted! LOL

*Brenda - that's the shortest post you ever posted.*

Yes.

Reply by KBLedgard_CA on 7/10/06 11:08pm
Msg #132210

Re: Brenda - that's the shortest post you ever posted! LOL

*Brenda - that's the shortest post you ever posted.*

Wow! NotRot is quiet...Brenda is answering questions with 1 word! What's next, Cali paying compliments to newbies?

Reply by kathy/ca on 7/10/06 11:19pm
Msg #132217

Ha ha, that is TOO funny! n/m

Reply by MichiganAl on 7/10/06 11:17pm
Msg #132215

Who are you and what have you done with our Brenda? n/m

Reply by MichiganAl on 7/10/06 11:16pm
Msg #132214

If you're feeling nostalgic...

I'd be happy to hurl a few insults your way. And shouldn't you be busy working on that flux capacitor?

Reply by AngelinaAZ on 7/10/06 11:19pm
Msg #132216

Hurl a few my way would you please...

I just don't feel human until I've been smacked around a little!

Reply by MichiganAl on 7/10/06 11:27pm
Msg #132220

Re: Hurl a few my way would you please...

Yo momma's so fat when she goes to a restaurant she even orders Thank You Come Again.

Reply by AngelinaAZ on 7/10/06 11:34pm
Msg #132225

Oh Yeah.... well... OT

Yo momma's so fat,
the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.

Yo momma's so fat,
when she steps on the scale it says "one at a time please".

Yo momma's so fat,
when she steps on the scale it says "sorry we don't do livestock".

Yo momma's so fat,
at a restaurant when they give her the menu she replies " yes Please"

Yo momma's so fat,
when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.

Yo momma's so fat,
when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan.


That last one was just for you darlin'.

Reply by TitleGalCA on 7/10/06 11:57pm
Msg #132236

Yo momma Angelina

Yo momma so fat when she ordered a waterbed, they threw a pillow into the ocean.

Yo momma so hairy, Big Foot takes pictures of her.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said "STOP THAT TWINKIE!"

Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family.

Yo momma so fat she puts her lipstick on with a paint roller.

Yo momma so fat, the driveway is her ironing board.

(we have more...son learned what was important in the Airforce)

Reply by AngelinaAZ on 7/11/06 12:07am
Msg #132243

ROFLMAO.... "STOP THAT TWINKIE!" n/m

Reply by Korey Humphreys on 7/11/06 12:08am
Msg #132244

Re: ROFLMAO.... "STOP THAT TWINKIE!" -- Priceless!! n/m

Reply by SarahBeth_CA on 7/11/06 9:18am
Msg #132276

Re: ROFLMAO.... "STOP THAT TWINKIE!" -- unforgetable n/m

Reply by Becca_FL on 7/10/06 11:25pm
Msg #132219

Yes, indeed. I think it will take a while to find it's new groove. I do miss the water cooler feeling. I don't miss the playground, but I do miss the breakroom.

Reply by Brenda/CA on 7/11/06 12:10am
Msg #132245

Re: Yo mama is so fat

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mama so fat were in her right now

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Reply by Beverly Nichols on 7/11/06 12:22am
Msg #132246

Would y'all quit talking about my Momma? n/m

Reply by kathy/ca on 7/11/06 12:51am
Msg #132249

Well, if you cant beat 'em, join 'em. Yo mama so fat she..

walked around the block and met herself.
Yo mama so fat she has to tape a banner "wide load" on her a**.

Yo mama so fat she wears VCR for a beeper.

Yo mama so fat she needs a hula hoop to keep her socks up.

Yo mama so fat she doesnt ask for a menu, she asks for an estimate.

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued".

Yo mama so fat her blood type is Ragu.

Yo mama so fat she need a boomerang to put her belt on.

Your mama teeth are so yellow, when she smiles, cars yield

Yo mama so ugly the cat tried to cover her up in the little box.

Reply by Jahari Davis on 7/11/06 1:48am
Msg #132251

Re: Well, if you cant beat 'em, join 'em. Yo mama so fat she..

Yo mama so fat she uses a highway for a slip and slide.

Yo mama so fat she put on one of those old "X" jackets and the Goodyear Blimp tried to land on her.

Yo mama so old when she read the bible she reminisces.

Yo daddy so fat that in when he was in school, he sat next to everybody, but he still wasnt as fat as you fat @$$ mama!

My little contribution to the Dirty Dozens!

Reply by Jahari Davis on 7/11/06 1:50am
Msg #132252

Re: Well, if you cant beat 'em, join 'em. Yo mama so fat she..

One more...

Yo mama so fat when she backs up she goes....BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!

Reply by Jersey_Boy on 7/11/06 3:09pm
Msg #132400

Re: Well, if you cant beat 'em, join 'em. Yo mama so fat she..

Yo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.

Yo momma so dumb she sold the car to pay for gas.

You momma so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a boogie out of Washington's nose.

Reply by MichiganAl on 7/11/06 2:19am
Msg #132253

Oh my goodness, look what I unleashed!

Man, you people were just WAITING to misbehave.