Posted by Sylvia_FL on 7/17/06 10:21pm
Msg #133741

OT: If My Body Was A Car

If my body was a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model.
I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull, but that's not the worst of it.
My headlights are out of focus and its especially hard to see things up close.
My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and bump into things even in the best of weather.
My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.
My fuel burns inefficiently.
But here's the worst of it - almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter - either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!!

Reply by John_NorCal on 7/17/06 10:23pm
Msg #133743

Re: But even old cars become classics! n/m

Reply by Sylvia_FL on 7/17/06 10:25pm
Msg #133745

Good thinking John - I am defintely a classic:) n/m

Reply by John_NorCal on 7/17/06 10:30pm
Msg #133747

Classics are good....Been around the block enough times

to know the road and still turn the heads of everyone they pass.

Reply by DellaCa on 7/17/06 10:45pm
Msg #133751

I feel as if you have just discribed me of late, I'm glad to know I am in such good company Sylvia!

Reply by dickb/wi on 7/18/06 11:19am
Msg #133804

Re: boy can i relate to that....lol.... n/m