Posted by Sylvia_FL on 7/7/06 12:13pm
Msg #131498

OT: My philosophy of Housecleaning

I do not do windows because I love birds and do not want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.
I do not wax floors because I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I will feel terrible (and they may sue me)
I do not mind the dust bunnies because they are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say
I do not disturb cobwebs because I want every creature to have a home of their own
I do not Spring Clean because I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous
I do not pull weeds in the garden because I do not want to get in God's way HE is an excellent designer
I do not put things away because my husband will never be able to find them again
I do not do gourmet meals when I entertain because I do not want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner
I do not iron because I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press"
I do not stress much on anything because "A Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty old woman!!

Reply by Sarah/CA on 7/7/06 1:09pm
Msg #131514

Re: Love it! Very Funny. n/m

Reply by JO_PA on 7/7/06 1:14pm
Msg #131516

Re: Needed a good laugh today, Thanks! n/m

Reply by Brenda/CA on 7/7/06 1:17pm
Msg #131519

Re: That was a keeper, thanks for sharing. n/m

Reply by Becca_FL on 7/7/06 2:12pm
Msg #131534

Too bad the Captain of the ship doesn't have the same philosophy. I just ran it by him and he said I could always swim home.

Reply by christiSocal on 7/7/06 2:26pm
Msg #131538

I'm printing that up on a poster and hanging it on my wall! n/m

Reply by Sylvia_FL on 7/7/06 2:30pm
Msg #131540

Re: OT: Becca - that calls for a mutiny!!!! n/m

Reply by Becca_FL on 7/7/06 4:20pm
Msg #131559

Re: OT: Becca - that calls for a mutiny!!!! Sylvia

It's hard to declare mutiny in the middle of a HUGE T-storm. I don't want to be walk'in the in the rain, wind and lighting. I guess I'll just go tidy up a bit.

Reply by MistarellaFL on 7/7/06 2:59pm
Msg #131550

Vote Sylvia for President, 2008

OMGosh that is sooooo me! LOL
Ok, the me on the INSIDE.
Can I be your campaign manager?

Reply by Sylvia_FL on 7/7/06 3:42pm
Msg #131556

Re: Vote Sylvia for President, 2008

Sure - but I can't qualify to become President, I was born outside the USA. LOL