Posted by MichiganAl on 7/31/06 9:20pm
Msg #136412
Overheard on my phone today...
"Hi Alex, just letting you know that I'm sending you a couple of updated docs for your 10 a.m. appointment." A glance at my watch shows the big hand on the 12, and the little hand on the 11. Umm, a little late, n'est pas?
Same brainiac at 4:30 p.m. "Hi Alex, please fax me a copy of the signed HUD and Note." Umm, you mean from the docs that I dropped off over five hours ago? Good grief.
6 p.m. appointment, docs sent to borrower.
Me calling TC: "Hi, this is Alex. I'm at your signing. There's supposed to be a second loan. It's not here." Her: "Hold please." La la la la la la la "Hi, Alex? There's a 2nd appointment set up for the borrower on 8/7 for the other loan." Borrower says no way, loan is for today, and this is not what my assignment says either. Me: "No, they're both scheduled for today." Her: "Hold please." La la la la la "Hi, Alex? We can e-mail you the 2nd package." Me: "Umm, you don't understand. I'm sitting at the borrowers kitchen table. You can't e-mail me anything right now." Her: "Hold please." La la la la la la "Hi, Alex? Yeah, we're going to e-mail you the 2nd loan right now." Awe for the love of Pete!!!! Sure, just e-mail it to oven. Send a pot roast too, it's been a long day and I'm starving.
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Reply by Becca_FL on 7/31/06 9:54pm
Msg #136417
All I could think about @ my 5:30 were the beef short ribs I had cooking on the stove. Meanwhile, my 5:30 was a mess...woman screaming in Russian (I think) at her husband then back to English so I could here why their marriage has not and will never work, etc. I felt so bad for that man. I mean his wife took his pants off and smacked his cajones right in front of me. I was mortified, but kept on going. Good God that was the longest signing in my career...1 hour 40 minutes.
My stomach was growling so badly when I left. I made it home just before 8pm. BTW, the short ribs were excellent.
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