Posted by Joe Ewing on 6/29/06 11:09am
Msg #129566
CHINESE PROVERBS
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Man who run in front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok
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Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
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Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.
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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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Man who fight with wife all day get no peace at night.
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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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Reply by MistarellaFL on 6/29/06 11:11am
Msg #129567
Thanks for the laughs, Joe. Good ones! n/m
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Reply by Jenny_CA on 6/29/06 11:44am
Msg #129579
Re: Thanks for the laughs, Joe. Good ones! Ditto n/m
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Reply by Jersey_Boy on 6/29/06 12:33pm
Msg #129598
and this one...
man who lay with woman on ground, have piece on earth.
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Reply by DellaCa on 6/29/06 12:46pm
Msg #129601
Re: Funny n/m
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Reply by Joe Ewing on 6/29/06 1:35pm
Msg #129615
Re: and this one...
Notary with dirty stamp make bad impression
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Reply by LkArrowhd/CA on 6/29/06 1:47pm
Msg #129617
Re: and this one... All excellent must make a sign of this
one and frame for office-
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Reply by SarahBeth_CA on 6/29/06 1:48pm
Msg #129619
here's a dandy
he who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with stinky finger.
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Reply by Joe Ewing on 6/29/06 2:40pm
Msg #129628
Re: and this one... All excellent must make a sign of this
Yeah! I just made that one up. Can anyone else think of a notary related Chinese proverb?
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Reply by Brenda/CA on 6/29/06 3:35pm
Msg #129645
notary related Chinese proverb
Notary who make chinese proverb will have new career, composing proverb on tiny pieces of white paper at fortune cookie factory!
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Reply by Joe Ewing on 6/29/06 4:59pm
Msg #129681
Re: notary related Chinese proverb
Notary who talk like lawyer soon hear from one
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Reply by Mia on 6/29/06 4:25pm
Msg #129671
Re: CHINESE PROVERBS - Here's One
Notary who work for $50 FEE, fill gas tank and work for FREE.
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Reply by Joe Ewing on 6/29/06 4:40pm
Msg #129675
Re: CHINESE PROVERBS - Here's One
very good Mia. Now we have 2. Any one else?
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Reply by Mia on 6/29/06 5:02pm
Msg #129682
Re:More CHINESE PROVERBS
Notaries giving legal advice, soon find career put on ice.
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Notary who see no ID proofy, doing job very very goofy.
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Notary who drive through too many counties, works all day for little bounty.
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Reply by Bob_Chicago on 6/29/06 6:20pm
Msg #129707
No valid IDee, no Stampee n/m
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