Posted by hcampersFL on 6/6/06 4:08pm
Msg #124376
OT Women who read
> One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and
> decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife
> decides to take the boat out.
>
> She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along
> comes a Game Warden in his boat.
>
> He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What
> are
> you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that
> obvious?" "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
>
> "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
>
> "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start
> at
> any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
>
> "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says
> the
> woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
>
> "That's true, but you have all the equipment, for all I know you
> could
> start at any moment."
>
> "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
>
> MORAL:
> Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
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