Posted by Charm_AL on 6/7/06 7:43am
Msg #124502
OT...for the girls...
This is for the women in the house!!!!!! Love it!
THINGS STRESSED WOMEN MAY SAY AT WORK
1. Okay, okay! I take it back. Unscrew you.
2. You say I'm a bi*ch like it's a bad thing.
3. Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.
4. Well, aren't we a damn ray of sunshine?
5. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after.
6. Do I look like a people person?
7. This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent
lighting.
8. I started out with nothing and I still have most of
it left.
9. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap.
You choose.
10. Why don't you try practicing random acts of
intelligence and senseless acts of self-control?
11. I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30
years.
12. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
13. Do they ever shut up on your planet?
14. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
15. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you
realize you haven't gone to sleep yet!
16. Back off!! You're standing in my aura.
17. Don't worry. I forgot your name too.
18. I work 45 hours a week to be this poor.
19. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
20. Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a
personality.
21. Chaos, panic and disorder .. my work here is done.
22. Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
23. You look like crap. Is that the style now?
24. Earth is full. Go home.
25. Aw, did I step on your poor little itty bitty ego?
26. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
27. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
28. You are depriving some village of an idiot.
29. If buttholes could fly, this place would be an
airport.
30. Look in my eyes ... Do you see one ounce of
give-a-crap?
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