Posted by SarahBeth_CA on 6/2/06 11:58am
Msg #123669

Profile Police... Profile Police... Oh My...

Today I hired a sa to come out and take care of our purchase. I know a great sa out here but he unfortunately had to go out of town and both of his references were booked. So I started going through the sa list and was quite surprised to see what I saw. Profiles that are completely blank, weren't more than a sentance, listing no experience, qualifications, or qualities. I did eventually find someone with a profile that showed she possesed all three. She's hired.

The point of this is how would anyone expect to get any work if they don't take the time to create a good profile.

Now I'm sure you all know that I am the first one to point out the self proclaimed profile police that frequent these boards as it grates my nerves to think that they have nothing better to do than search profiles and offer unsolicited or unwanted criticism. I would never mention it if I hadn't needed to hire someone myself.

Reply by Becca_FL on 6/2/06 12:18pm
Msg #123676

I know what you're saying and couldn't agree more.

Last night I was searching another Notary directory that has been soliciting me. I found a Notary in my area with a picture showing a bit of a bare midriff. Now, I believe that the picture was a generic business women shot, but come on people. Others had women in very short skirts - the kind you're afraid to sit down in for fear of exposing your whoozits. Sure the gals are attractive and fashionable, but IMO a little too racy for business.

Reply by HisHughness on 6/2/06 1:03pm
Msg #123688

Becca said:

>>>Others had women in very short skirts - the kind you're afraid to sit down in for fear of exposing your whoozits.<<<

I have searched every medical and anatomical dictionary I could find, both in my own library (I collect various sorts of dick 'n' harrys) and on-line. I have found some 216,000 references to "whoozit", and I will admit I have checked out only 102,412 of them. Nonetheless, I have found nothing that would seem to apply to an object attached to the underside of the skirt itself, or that would be concealed beneath a skirt. Can you amplify on your comment; I would like to know exactly what you're saying.

Reply by Becca_FL on 6/2/06 1:28pm
Msg #123702

What? The newest single stud in Austin

doesn't know the difference between a whoozits and a whatzits?

Reply by Winston_Tn on 6/2/06 1:47pm
Msg #123708

Re: What? Whoozit ?

Derringer der Firma Noris, nicknamed the 'Twinny' or the 'Whoozit'. Came in nickle or blued, 2 shot, 110 grain 9mm, hardwood grips. It was the 1940's femme fatale derringer of choice and the bargirls life insurance. Most often worn in a garter or concealed within an organizational pocket of the skirt. Very distressing when your whoozit fell out due to the less than adequate safety mechanism. To 'reveal' your whoozit could be considered either an endearing come-hither gesture, or a deadly threat... thus instilling in men for all future generation, the cautious approach and a healthy fear of rejection.

Reply by Ilona_OH on 6/2/06 1:55pm
Msg #123715

And just how exactly did you come by this knowledge? In-

quiring minds want to know!

Reply by Winston_Tn on 6/2/06 2:29pm
Msg #123725

Re: And how did you come by this knowledge?

SSHHssssssssssssssh


Don't tell anyone....




I fabricated the whole thing based on snippets of fact and fantasy....

Reply by cyndi_ca on 6/2/06 2:37pm
Msg #123728

Ok, how about Cookie n/m

Reply by Becca_FL on 6/2/06 7:22pm
Msg #123774

Winston, you and Brenda would make a FAB team...

Just imagine what we could read with two of you collaborating together.

I loved your whoozit story and look forward to the next installation when we'll be reading about the whatzit and to tell a whoozit from a whatzit.

Thanks for the laughs.

Reply by BrendaTx on 6/2/06 8:47pm
Msg #123785

Re: Winston, you and Brenda - Cookie????? Cyndi - Becca

what's that????

What's Cookie?

Reply by Signing_Doc on 6/2/06 8:49pm
Msg #123786

Re: Winston, you and Brenda - Cookie????? Cyndi - Becca

it's a round thing made of flour, butter, sugar vanilla eggs...can have chocolate chips added, or whatever you want....also known as MMMMMMMMM Good!!!!!!

Reply by Becca_FL on 6/2/06 8:52pm
Msg #123788

Re: Winston, you and Brenda - Cookie????? Cyndi - Brenda

Cookie, Monkey, Kuter, hockey, tweedle, business, junk...you get the picture.

Reply by Dee_Fla on 6/3/06 9:55am
Msg #123860

Sarah...I also noticed that, but you know what, two things...

#1 most of the emails are no good either
#2 look at it this way, its their loss and those who have intelligently placed their profiles, their gain in work.

I just dont say anything to any of them any how. Its their loss and my gain for work.
I'm also discouraging other CNSA's about "recruiting" new notaries or persons to join the CNSA line of work...the competition is already out there, we don't need anymore of it.

I just won't complain...it will only trigger those who has not done it to do it and then the competition gets hotter.