Posted by SusanOH on 6/26/06 1:34pm
Msg #128581

Soap Opera

I can't believe how much this board resembles a daytime soap opera. Can we please stop with all the DRAMA?

Reply by Marlene/USNA on 6/26/06 1:39pm
Msg #128585

We sorta did, until you posted. . . n/m

Reply by MistarellaFL on 6/26/06 1:43pm
Msg #128587

I'm ready for some comedic relief

We have some great comedians on board.
Or at least some with a great sense of humor.
Anyone wanna start?

Reply by CaliNotary on 6/26/06 1:51pm
Msg #128590

Re: I'm ready for some comedic relief

Your mama's ***** is so nasty they eat it on fear factor.

Reply by MistarellaFL on 6/26/06 1:53pm
Msg #128595

LOL I'll bet it is nasty

She's been dead for 12 years, LOL

Reply by hcampersFL on 6/26/06 1:57pm
Msg #128596

Okay I laughed out loud at that. Mistarella Sorry for your

loss!
Beverly

Reply by MistarellaFL on 6/26/06 1:59pm
Msg #128598

Re: Okay I laughed out loud at that. Mistarella Sorry for your

It's OK, Bev, greiving is over. Mom would've appreciated the humor.
Glad we're laughing!

Reply by SarahBeth_CA on 6/26/06 2:03pm
Msg #128603

Ask and you shall receive

Silly Laws

A Kentucky statute says: "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she is escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club." Later, an amendment proposed: "The provisions of this statute shall not apply to any female weighing less than sixty pounds nor exceeding 200 pounds; nor shall it apply to female horses."

Reply by hcampersFL on 6/26/06 2:06pm
Msg #128605

SarahBeth does that law apply to Male donkey's? n/m

Reply by christiSocal on 6/26/06 2:06pm
Msg #128606

I'd love to see the horse in a bathing suit lol.. bikini?? n/m

Reply by SarahBeth_CA on 6/26/06 2:11pm
Msg #128608

One More

These really crack me up.

In certain sections of Pennsylvania many years ago, the Farmer's Anti-Automobile society set up some "rules of the road." In effect, they said:

1. "Automobiles travelling on country roads at night must send up a rocket every mile, then wait ten minutes for the road to clear."
2. "If a driver sees a team of horses, he is to pull to one side of the road and cover his machine with a blanket or dust cover that has been painted to blend into the scenery."
3. "In the event that a horse refuses to pass a car on the road, the owner must take his car apart and conceal the parts in the bushes."

Reply by MistarellaFL on 6/26/06 3:33pm
Msg #128633

You are REALLY on a roll today, GF! n/m

Reply by Becca_FL on 6/26/06 10:00pm
Msg #128751

Re: You are REALLY on a roll today, DITTO! n/m