Posted by HisHughness on 6/6/06 1:17pm
Msg #124329

Some days

I am getting ready to go to a closing: shaving, showering, and using the bathroom.

Having completed the first two, I embark upon the third. When I'm through, I reach for the toilet paper, a cheap beribboned roll left as a greeting by the management (some apartments leave a fruit basket; I get toilet paper). This is also my last roll, since I have declined to go to the grocery store until I have used up the stuff in my pantry that has been there since the second Eisenhower administration.

The roll accidentally slips from my grip, does a nice flip, and lands, right on target, in the dog's water bowl. I am reminded of the graffiti often found in men's rooms, where a note from management urges, "Please do not discard cigarettes in the urinal," to which some wag always appends: "Yes, it makes them soggy and hard to light."

This will not be my day.

Reply by Lee/AR on 6/6/06 1:53pm
Msg #124337

Not true! When they start out like that, they can ONLY get better.

Reply by AngelinaAZ on 6/6/06 2:01pm
Msg #124340

I love your posts Hugh... you make me smile! n/m

Reply by cyndi_ca on 6/6/06 2:19pm
Msg #124343

Ditto on that! n/m

Reply by LauriecPA on 6/6/06 2:58pm
Msg #124353

Re: Ditto on that!

You know today IS Apocalypse Day!

Reply by Jenny_CA on 6/6/06 3:32pm
Msg #124362

Re: Ditto on that! LOL! n/m

Reply by BetsyMI on 6/6/06 3:39pm
Msg #124368

Maybe you should have known better than to get out of bed on a day that is 6-6-6...LOL!

Reply by TitleGalCA on 6/7/06 11:36pm
Msg #124704

Re: Some days n/m

Reply by TitleGalCA on 6/7/06 11:37pm
Msg #124705

I hope it wasn't. n/m

Reply by TitleGalCA on 6/7/06 11:50pm
Msg #124707

Okay, I'm keyboard challenged, bear with me

but I can't let this one go by.

I'll give it up that this isn't the most succinct or witty response.

Yet, it's just plain gross, this original topic (can we call it that??). The visuals are truly disturbing, downright nauseating. I'd much rather read the "f" word than something like this without some female notaries (location not mentioned) falling all over themselves thinking this is somehow....witty?

Hugh, please.

This was posted as OT? (I hope so, truly) I suppose that might be some sort of barely redeeming feature. I'll give you lots of OT leeway... as I adore OT leeway. But...the bathroom and the challenges within? Please. Hugh, you can do much better.

Please make it better by saying something of substance. Write about your latest conquest. Write about the Party On The Lake. Write about the Figure of A Woman. Write about your Sophisticated and Talented Ex Wife. Just please don't be a Potty Boy. There are way too many of those and they are so ordinary; and hey, some of us think that maybe, you're not.

Reply by HisHughness on 6/8/06 10:20am
Msg #124742

Re: Okay, I'm keyboard challenged, bear with me

TitleGalCA huffs:

>>Just please don't be a Potty Boy.<<

So, TGCA, I guess this means you're not interested in the sequel about drying toilet paper in the microwave and what that does to smoke alarms?