Posted by Jersey_Boy on 6/15/06 2:39pm
Msg #126193
VERY OT: ALL MEN BEWARE - HOME DEPOT SCAM!!
HOME DEPOT SCAM
A "heads up" for all the men out there and all your guy friends who may be regular
Home Depot customers.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.
Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls come over to your car as
you are packing your purchases into the trunk of your vehicle. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their, um, breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you
for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back seat.
On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs, um a very pleasant service on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen June 4th, 7th, 9th, twice on the 11th, 12th, 13th,
three times just Yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.
Again - please beware!!
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Reply by christiSocal on 6/15/06 2:55pm
Msg #126195
You are soooo bad. lol n/m
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Reply by Merry_CA on 6/15/06 3:13pm
Msg #126197
Sorry to hear what's happening to you guys at Home Depot! I always thaought it was OK when a guy told me he was "off to Home Depot to pick up a few things!" So... just when you thought it was safe to run off to HD... here's what could be happening at home while you are gone!..... 
Dear Friends,
I hate it when people forward bogus warnings...but this one is real, and it's important.
If someone comes to your front door saying they are conducting a survey on deer ticks and asks you to take your clothes off and turn around slowly with your arms up so they can look for ticks, DO NOT DO IT!! IT IS A SCAM; they only want to see you naked.
I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid now
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Reply by BrendaTx on 6/15/06 3:36pm
Msg #126199
Merry - You and JB are great entertainment today. Nice
little break - thank you. he he he he he.
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Reply by oldhippie_IL on 6/15/06 3:56pm
Msg #126201
Re: Merry - You and JB are great entertainment today. Nice
Oh my god, this is SOOOOOOOOO funny! Still laughing!
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Reply by MistarellaFL on 6/15/06 4:50pm
Msg #126208
Quoting Dan Akroyd...j/k
JB, you ignorant slut!!!!!!
Why don't young fellas do that to us old(er) ladies?
Like you, I'd gladly offer up my wallet!
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Reply by Signing_Doc on 6/15/06 6:09pm
Msg #126223
Re: Merry - You and JB are great entertainment today. Nice
nice little break...are you making comments on the 'package' he delivered at the HD? MMMMM?
just wondering...you BAD girl you
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Reply by BrendaTx on 6/15/06 6:19pm
Msg #126227
Re: Merry - You and JB are great entertainment today. Doc
Hush, Doc...otherwise I'll be sending you a *.WAV of me singing Telephone to Glory.
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Reply by Signing_Doc on 6/15/06 8:14pm
Msg #126243
Re: Merry - You and JB are great entertainment today. Doc
Go Ahead....Make My Day!
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Reply by JanetK_CA on 6/16/06 2:28pm
Msg #126348
Re: Merry - You and JB are great entertainment today. Doc
LOL!! And to think... I almost skipped this thread!! ;>
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Reply by Mike Photon on 6/16/06 5:09pm
Msg #126373
Re: Merry - You and JB are great entertainment today. Doc
I was wondering what I should be doing on fathers' day. Well... now I know 
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