Posted by HisHughness on 3/21/06 5:39pm
Msg #107528

Dat Ol' Ten Two Two

Dere’s a printer called de One O Two Two
Dat’s de bes’ from ol’ HP.
It don’t care iffen they’s little time
It grinds ‘em out jes’ for me.

My One O Two Two
Dat One O Two Two
It’s really sumpin’
But don’t say nuthin’,
It jes’ keep grindin’,
It keeps on grindin’ ‘em out.

It don’t stamp papers,
It don’t keep jernels,
An’ dem dat keeps ‘em
Is fools eternal,
But my Ten Two Two
It jes’ keep grindin’ ‘em out.

My Two Five Fifty will groan an’ strain,
Even with color it’s still a pain.
All clogged up!
Toner’s gone!
Sorriest junk
I’s ever known!

Ah gits weary
An’ sick of signin’,
Tired of TCs
An’ all their whinin’
But my Ten Two Two
It jes’ keep grindin’ ‘em out.

An HP, too, is my fax device
I’ts all stove up while my Two Two chugs,
Grindin’ out HUDs and jurats galore
Never mindin’ no troublesome bugs.

Don’t overlook
De inkjet’s thirst
But don’ forget –
Unclog it first.
Grab dat paper!
Pull it free!
Was dis what signin’
Was s’posed to be?

Send me to de Land of Ten Two Two’s
Send me ‘way from dat printer junk
Show me dat land of laser gold
Where ev’ry good thoughts done been thunk.

My One O Two Two
Dat One O Two Two
It’s really sumpin’
But don’t say nuthin’,
It jes’ keep grindin’,
It keeps on grindin’ ‘em out.

It don’t stamp papers,
It don’t keep jernels,
An’ dem dat keeps ‘em
Is fools eternal,
But my Ten Two Two
It jes’ keep grindin’ ‘em out.

Fine Ten Two Two keeps hummin’ along
My Two Five Fifty will groan an’ strain,
Even with color it’s still a pain.
All clogged up!
Toner’s gone!
Sorriest junk
I’s ever known!

Ah gits weary
An’ sick of signin’,
Tired of TCs
An’ all their whinin’
But my Ten Two Two
It jes’ keep grindin’ ‘em out.

Reply by Ilona_OH on 3/21/06 5:42pm
Msg #107530

That's wonderful! n/m

Reply by Becca_FL on 3/21/06 7:31pm
Msg #107550

But Dat Ol' Ten Two Two is not PCS compatable, from what I understand.


Nice to hear from you again my friend.

Reply by HisHughness on 3/21/06 7:43pm
Msg #107551

I was told when I bought it that it was. I have had no compatibility problems thus far -- with one exception. Neither I nor the 1022 is compatible with my ex-wife. I understand that since the divorce, though, she has found her niche. She now is contracting out to scare off the rattlesnakes from area ranches. She has unfortunately had some problems in that area, also. She not only is frightening the rattlesnakes, she's scaring off all the wildlife -- skunks, coyotes, armadillos, children, even wasps. One 5-year-old was found wandering the streets in Newark. He's still refusing to come home -- and after an ecounter with my ex, his parents say they won't make him.

Reply by Becca_FL on 3/21/06 7:59pm
Msg #107554

Not to mention, the 1022 cost you much less than your ex-wife AND came with a warrantee.

I'll send you my new email address. The bellsouth email that you have used is now gone, much like your ex-wife.