Posted by JO_PA on 3/26/06 10:45am
Msg #108649
OT-Telemarketer Revenge
A friend sent this to me, and I thought I'd pass it along.
The phone rang as I was sitting down to my evening meal, and as I answered it, I was greeted with "Is this John Smith?"
This not being my name, I asked who was calling. The telemarketer said he was with The Rubber Band Powered Freezer Company or something like that.
Then I asked him if he personally knew John Smith and why he was calling this number. I then said, off to the side, "Get some pictures of the body ar various angles, and of the blood smears."
I then turned back to the phone and advised the caller that he had entered a murder scene and must stay on the line because we already had traced his call and he would most likely be receiving a summons to testify in this murder case.
I questioned the called at great length as to his name, address, phone number at home and at work, who he worked for, and could he prove where he had been one hour before he made this phone call.
The telemarketer was getting very concerned and his answers were given in a shaky voice.
I then told him we had located his position and the police would be entering the building to take him into custody for more questioning. At that point I heard the phone fall and the scurring of his running away.
My husband asked me as I returned to the table why I had tears streaming down my face, and so help me, I couldn't tell him for about fifteen minutes. My meal was cold, but it was the best meal in a long, long time!
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