Posted by RickinVA on 5/27/06 7:16pm
Msg #122763
Had to share!
A 49 year old woman who had just had a face lift and was very proud of how she looked walked into a grocery store and asked the first man she saw if he could tell how old she was.
He replied "about 30"!
She said "Thank you. I'm 49 and just had a face lift."
She next walked into the drug store, and picked up a few things, and as she checked out, asked the clerk "How old do you think I am?"
He replied, "Oh, 30 or 31." She replied, "Thanks so much, but I'm 49! I just had a face lift!"
She walked to the bus stop, and saw an older gentleman and asked him, "How old do you think I am?
He replied, " I'm getting old and can't see very well, but in my younger days, I would have no trouble answering that. Now, though, since my eyes aren't so good, the only way I could tell that is to put my hands under your bra."
She thought, well he's too old to worry about, so she said, "OK."
He put his hads there, and felt around for a little while, until she finally said "that's enough! How old do you think I am?"
He said, "49.
How did you know that? I just had a face lift.
He said, "I know. I was behind you in the drug store!"
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