Posted by SueW/Tn on 5/27/06 2:06pm
Msg #122701
My most hiliarious signing...
Let's switch gears about the horror stories and get light and share a funny experience.
Up until now my most hiliarious signing took place in a lovely very well kept home with an 8 month old mini wiener dog we'll call Henry. E-loan over night to bo's, should be slam dunk. BO's were a few minutes late getting in from work and Henry who is left to guard the inside of the home was anxious to get out and do his business. Mrs. Bo took him out while Mr. Bo and I opened package. We get the ID's complete and begin signing as Henry is just going bananas wanting to get into my brief case, rolling over on his back and flashing those green eyes. Henry wanted up on my lap but I continued to "ignore" him although I had 2 mini's myself and am in love with the breed. Suddenly I smell something that would wake me up out of a dead sleep and had to smile to myself thinking "we'll blame THAT on the dog". I glanced at BO's who didn't appear to have as great a nose as I did and again, laughed to myself. A few minutes later Mrs. Bo sniffed the air and said "do you smell anything"? I smiled then knowing I wasn't imagining things and Mr. Bo said "yep...that's God awful" and we all laughed out loud. Mrs. Bo looked under the table and Henry had deposited a "gift" not 10" from my left foot. OMG, Sue, keep a stiff upper lip! Mrs. Bo scrambled to clean up the mess and was horribly embarrassed apologizing over and over again. I diffused the situation with "if this is the worst thing that ever happens to you, you will have lived a charmed life" and we all had a good laugh. Moral of the story? IF the animal insists on jumping up and down and you THINK he/she wants on your lap...watch where you put your toes!
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