Posted by FlaNotary1 on 5/5/06 1:57pm
Msg #117988

Naked Man

Hi Guys -

Just a quick note to make you laugh. Called my 6pm appt to confirm and he asked if a male or female is going...I stay quite (not sure why he would be asking). He understood my silence (apparently) because he immediately said the reason he was asking was because he walks around in his underwear and wanted to know if it was female, so he could at the very least throw on a shirt! Please spare us all and put on pants too!

Geez, I called my sister to join me on this one and now I have docs that indicate he is 82 years old...think I can take him on?

Reply by Bonnie_CO on 5/5/06 2:01pm
Msg #117990

Sounds like he needs to be signed by the "naked notary" guy! LOL! JK

Reply by MistarellaFL on 5/5/06 2:06pm
Msg #117991

That's the full frontal notary Bonnie?

I was more than a little surprised to see his website........

Reply by Bonnie_CO on 5/5/06 2:48pm
Msg #117999

Mistarella...

That would be him! LOL! I went to his website out of curiousity and was NOT impressed at all! Thought he'd have a mega bod, which was not the case! I sure wouldn't pay his rates for housecleaning! LOL!

Reply by MistarellaFL on 5/5/06 5:17pm
Msg #118030

Ditto, Bonnie.....

I went there, curiosity and all, and no thanks! He couldn't pay ME to watch him clean my house....but he sounds perfect for the job at hand....(LOL, pun was intended!)

Reply by Anonymous on 5/5/06 5:01pm
Msg #118026

Apparently men love to walk around in their underwear! At least you got a warning....

I was scheduled for a 1:00 PM Saturday appointment but was unable to confirm/reach borrower by phone. The house number was completely incorrect (the # I was given did not exist). I stopped at a house that I thought might be the borrowers' home and knocked on the (open) screened front door. No answer. I walked to the car and called the signing co (thinking some might call the cops because I was just sitting in my car in front of some stranger's house). She asked that I try a couple times as I had no place else to go. The incorrect address was the only address she had on file.

Finally, after 6-8 minutes of knocking & waiting, the underweared man opened the screen door! He was not expecting me until 6:00 PM. There was a split second moment I thought I was on Candid Camera. I still had the signing co rep on the phone! Of course he opened the door giving me a flash. He said he would be ready in a few....

OMG, what was I in for? Apparently his wife was out back hanging out laundry and neither of them could hear the door. I walked back to my car in disbelief, laughing with the gal on the other end of the line. She couldn't believe what had just happened.

When I went back to the house the man said he always walks around the house in his underwear. He was in the Army for oh so many years and it didn't matter to him who saw his undies. OMG. I was thinking to myself "Let's get this thing over with so I can get outta here!"

When I was safely in my car I called in to report the status. I'm sure the entire office knew what I observed so I made sure I let the guy on the phone know that the borrower put his clothes on for me. :-) LOL

Reply by Bonnie_CO on 5/5/06 5:49pm
Msg #118035

Anon....

It never ceases to amaze me that men will walk to the mailbox or to get the paper in their "tidy whities" and never give it a second thought!
I'll be the person on the other end of the phone would've loved to see the expression on your face! LOL!

Reply by cyndi_ca on 5/5/06 6:34pm
Msg #118045

OMG Is this naked day? n/m

Reply by Korey Humphreys on 5/5/06 7:05pm
Msg #118053

I WISH! I had two assignments and NOTHING! j/k n/m

Reply by BrendaTx on 5/5/06 7:08pm
Msg #118054

Re: OMG Is this naked day? Well, yes it is...

Mom and I spent the day shopping...so much easier to try on clothes. Easier in this hot weather also.