Posted by LkArrowhd/CA on 5/8/06 8:32am
Msg #118320

OT-Math



Subject: Female Math



> Female Math A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it
> on the dining room table:
>
> "To My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs
> that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with
> you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore after reading this letter,
> I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be
> spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn
> Hotel. Please don't be upset. I shall be back home before midnight."
>
> When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on
> the dining room table:
>
> My Dear Husband, I received your letter and thank you for your honesty
> about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to
> remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math
> teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you
> read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students,
> who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like
> your secretary, is 18 years old. As a successful businessman who has an
> excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same
> situation, although with one small difference. 18 goes into 54 a lot more
> times than 54 goes into 18.
> Therefore, I will not be back home until sometime tomorrow."

Reply by BrendaTx on 5/8/06 8:54am
Msg #118322

Re: OT-Math - oooouuu...you are baddddd. LOL n/m

Reply by Shelley Weinman on 5/8/06 9:16am
Msg #118328

I could like this kind of mathematics! hahaha....

Reply by LkArrowhd/CA on 5/8/06 9:21am
Msg #118329

Re: OT-Math...Hey Shelley how are you, how is the new job???

Please stay in touch I will remember your call for a long time.

Reply by Anonymous on 5/8/06 12:35pm
Msg #118346

Mathematically it make sense but in reality unless he is untested, an 18 year "Tennis Coach" being THAT interested in someone old enough to be his grandmother is laughable.

Reply by LkArrowhd/CA on 5/8/06 2:51pm
Msg #118360

Re: OT-Math Yes of course... n/m

Reply by MB_AZ on 5/8/06 4:02pm
Msg #118370

Re: OT - Are you assuming the

18 year old girl would be physically attracted to a 54 yr old man?

Reply by BrendaTx on 5/8/06 4:12pm
Msg #118373

Re: OT - Are you assuming...no...just trying to be mean, MB n/m

Reply by LkArrowhd/CA on 5/8/06 6:57pm
Msg #118409

Re: OT - Not assuming a thing, just passing the buck n/m

Reply by Anonymous on 5/8/06 10:59pm
Msg #118451

Re: OT - Are you assuming the

18 year old girl would be physically attracted to a 54 yr old man?

Would a 26 year old girl be attracted to an 89 year old man?

Reply by BrendaTx on 5/8/06 4:10pm
Msg #118372

Yep you are correct...but I think there is a deeper problem hidden here...or not so hidden. At least we "old" gals do not beat our chests and live like Walter Mitty.

Reply by SarahBeth_CA on 5/8/06 6:10pm
Msg #118399

Well let's see isn't Cher about that old? And she'd have plenty of cabana boys after her.

Reply by LkArrowhd/CA on 5/8/06 7:01pm
Msg #118413

Re: OT-Math You know I think Cher is close to 60

and she often has had young studlike lovers....your right....

Reply by BrendaTx on 5/8/06 7:52pm
Msg #118423

Re: OT-Math You know I think Cher is close to 60

Gypsies, tramps and thieves...loved that song...sounded like my family reunion.