Posted by PJM/MI on 11/1/06 6:29am
Msg #156517
How to Fail in 10 Easy Steps
#1). Wait for your phone to ring. Then let the caller get your voicemail.
#2). Play computer games all day instead of marketing yourself.
#3). Turn down as many closings as you can. (You're worth more than THAT!)
#4). Make all kinds of plans or go on vacation at EOM.
#5). Sabotage yourself at closings by telling the borrowers, "wow..what a bad deal you're getting". Or try to "sell" another business. (Avon, cable, etc.,).
#6). Be as rude and crude as you can be to the SS's and title co's.
#7). Drop docs a couple of days late.
#8). B***h at the company that hired you about faxing back certain docs.
#9). If you're running late, don't call the the SS, TC or borrower and let them know what's going on.
#10). Don't read your State laws or know what you're doing. Be as uninformed as possible.
JMHO.
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