Posted by Sylvia_FL on 11/16/06 10:33am
Msg #160534
OT: Butt Dust
What, may you ask, is "Butt dust?" Read on as these marvelous stories
unfold of what children think about and you'll discover the joy in it!
JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister.
After a while he asked: "Mom, Is one for hot and one for cold milk?"
MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was
so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don't remember
you look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six."
STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom goodnight. "I love you so
much, that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window."
BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a painkiller. She tried in
vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom
explained it was a childproof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with
wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it's me?"
SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Please don't
give me this juice again," she said, "It makes my teeth cough."
D.I. (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How much do I
cost?"
MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and
kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad:
"Why is he whispering in her mouth?"
JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: "The man
named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city , but his wife
looked back and was turned to salt." Concerned, little James asked: "What
happened to the flea?"
TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn't your skin
fit your face?"
The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget this particular Sunday sermon...
"Dear Lord," the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on
his upturned face. "Without you, we are but dust." He would have continued
but at that moment my very obedient daughter (who was listening!) leaned
over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice,
"Mom, what is butt dust?"
HOPE THIS BRIGHTENS YOUR DAY and BRINGS SMILES TO YOU !!!
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