Posted by Peg on 11/7/06 3:44pm
Msg #157837

Wiggie Wiggie Wiggie (venting!) long msg

Ok I have never complained on here (at least I try hard not to!) I have never had a signing like this one I went on today. Mr. Borrower was a complete SLOB... I have seen many single men on signings and I have dealt with very elderly men... but this one man well he took the cake!!!! I think he even had it rotten in a corner of his home! yuk

He had a dog, was nice dog, but he did nothing to control this very large animal from relieving itself in his home. The man answered his door in is underwear, said that it was is bathing suit (btw, his pool was dry!) and that he had just purchased the home in this condition and that he had only had the dog two days! Ugh... smelled like three months easy! Not small dog... I am rambling... sorry

IT WAS GROSE~

This man was about to get married a third time and he HATES woman! I swear he just loved trying to repulse me (did not show one iota of care! And trust me that was hard!!!!) Ok ... so why vent... I don’t know for the fact that there are so many of you out there that have experienced my pain and then for those who have yet to experience it... their are nuts out there! Watch out!!

OK ... well on the way out the door this man proceeded to inform me (one last ditch effort after two hours of a nasty signing to get a reaction out of me) that he left his ex-wife’s because they would not give him oral sex! I mean really did i need to know this?

Crap... this was one nasty signing and if they find anything wrong with this package (doubt it but crap you never know when the loan officer is going to spill coffee on papers and blame the notary! They always do!) You can bet your sweet booty I will NOT BE RETURNING TO THAT NASTY PLACE... and they can keep their pay... something’s are NOT worth the disrespect!!!

Ok thanks so much for letting me vent and for those out there who have been down this road, I now can say I feel your pain!

Peg

Reply by Beth/MD on 11/7/06 3:46pm
Msg #157838

Wow, that was a doosy! I think we all have war stories we could tell, so don't feel like it's just you. And I agree, I wouldn't go back, either.

Reply by Genkichan on 11/7/06 5:44pm
Msg #157889

Not too long ago I signed a lady who had 4 wild cats running around with NO regard for a litter box whatsoever. The place smelled soooo horribly!! Not to mention, every step I took, it was *step...squish...step...step...squish...squish...* Now THAT was gross!!! I held my feet off the floor the whole time (great ab work out!) and put my bags and everything on the table. We were out in the boonies and there was no public place nearby to go, or else I would have insisted on going somewhere else to sign. It was soooo disgusting!!! So, I feel at least some of your pain!

Reply by cassiewi on 11/7/06 3:51pm
Msg #157840

Ewwwww, I am sorry you had to go through that, I've never had that and pray I never will......

Reply by Blueink_CA on 11/7/06 3:53pm
Msg #157841

You're more dedicated at this position than I am. I would of bolted at the underwear scene. Yuk!

Reply by MelissaCT on 11/7/06 3:57pm
Msg #157843

Ok, Someone answers the door in their undies -- I'm not going in. Don't care if it's a bathing suit or peek-a-boo boxers...no shirt, no service, no signing.

Reply by Peg on 11/7/06 4:03pm
Msg #157844

ok you all know I am in Florida... to be in a bathing suit is not that bad... but It should have been a warning sign to me ... to leave immediately!!! Trust me .. next time I dont think I will hang around to find out how much stranger it could get.

He did wig me out.... its moments like that I beleive they do not pay us nearly enough! we need hazardous duty pay to boot! lol

Thanks for your support, I guess I needed to see it

Peg

Reply by Charm_AL on 11/7/06 4:48pm
Msg #157853

Creepy indeed...and I've had a few. I'll never forget wishing to high heavens that I had a gas mask and sitting on a ripped up couch signing on a board because the place was so filthy there wasn't a speck of room on any flat surface. Almost as scary as the one were there was a single 25 watt bulb over the table and the B says Ya ain't from around here are ya in a nice three teeth smile.

Reply by PL on 11/7/06 5:12pm
Msg #157870

That was you?

My Uncle said he would have put on his Sunday go to meeting t shirt, and brushed his center tooth better if he had known the importance of it all.

Reply by Charm_AL on 11/7/06 5:16pm
Msg #157875

Re: That was you? ROFL!!!.... n/m

Reply by PL on 11/7/06 5:21pm
Msg #157880

Did he offer his Alabama 7 course meal to you?

An Opossum & a six pack. Really delicious and quite a hit in LA, down around Anniston. Let me know the next time you go and I will make sure he lays out quite the spread, for he's quite the Southern gentleman.

Reply by Charm_AL on 11/7/06 5:24pm
Msg #157882

Re: Did he offer his Alabama 7 course meal to you?

Oh my, tell him not to go thru any trouble, just a lil squirrel gravy on a biscuit will suffice. Highway scrapins are in high season round here lil Missy!

Reply by PL on 11/7/06 5:26pm
Msg #157884

His cow brains and eggs are to die for. n/m

Reply by Becca_FL on 11/7/06 8:14pm
Msg #157928

Been there, done that and bought the boxers...Only it was a Cat.

The Cat had no problem going in a litter box that resembled a volcano, but it was the man that had the problem going on the bathroom floor. By the time I left, the stench had permeated the docs. Thank God it was a small pkg. and the man turned out to be a very nice man in a real crappy situation.

Peg, I'm sorry for your experience. They can't all be beautiful Florida beach homes.