Posted by Charm_AL on 11/17/06 2:33pm
Msg #160866

happy Friday OT:

from crusty gizzard chunks!

what'syour new name?

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
So:-

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dink y
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle



3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pan ts
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

Reply by cassiewi on 11/17/06 2:37pm
Msg #160867

snooty dippindoodle

Reply by Kathleen/CA on 11/17/06 2:42pm
Msg #160868

Re:Happy Friday signed Tootsie Snickle n/m

Reply by Charles_Ca on 11/17/06 3:01pm
Msg #160871

OT: Happy Friday from Sir Snickel Chicken-Butt III, ROTFLMAO n/m

Reply by Jersey_Boy on 11/17/06 3:15pm
Msg #160873

Hi- My name is Tootsie Rhinosniffer n/m

Reply by Charm_AL on 11/17/06 4:47pm
Msg #160887

Re: Hi- My name is Tootsie Rhinosniffer

I knew there was always something funny about you.

Reply by Julie/AZ on 11/17/06 3:25pm
Msg #160876

Re: TGIF... the new and improved Ms. Boobie Snicklelips :) n/m

Reply by Susan Fischer on 11/17/06 4:15pm
Msg #160882

Re: The Inimitable Miss Snooty Farklefanny, here... n/m

Reply by Ilona_OH on 11/17/06 4:37pm
Msg #160884

Here's Fluffy Dippin-Farkle! n/m

Reply by Becca_FL on 11/17/06 8:13pm
Msg #160909

Doombah Dippin-Lips here...too funny Crusty. n/m

Reply by SarahBeth_CA on 11/17/06 9:01pm
Msg #160913

I'm Goober Chucklepants. n/m

Reply by Susan Fischer on 11/17/06 10:02pm
Msg #160916

So I had a private chortle, imagining signing my new name... n/m

Reply by Lisa Prestegard on 11/17/06 11:20pm
Msg #160920

I want a notary seal w/my new name, Snooty Gizzardhump, for

those closings that are a complete joke

Reply by Susan Fischer on 11/18/06 12:40am
Msg #160929

<laughing> Treasure the image... n/m

Reply by Charm_AL on 11/18/06 8:46am
Msg #160954

Re: <laughing> Treasure the image...

LOL these are really fuuny and a good end to a busy week...I'm getting my biz cards and website redone

Our fearless leader Harry has been dubbed Dorfus waffle brains.

anyody else? Brenda, TG?

Reply by BrendaTx on 11/18/06 9:18am
Msg #160956

OT - "Crusty Snicklebrains" reporting for duty! n/m

Reply by John_NorCal on 11/18/06 9:36am
Msg #160960

Farcus Pottydunkin reporting in late for the show! n/m

Reply by BrendaTx on 11/18/06 9:47am
Msg #160962

Re: Farcus Pottydunkin reporting in late for the show!

Farcus,

Your picture is quite charming...now that I have heard your name it changes the whole concept...just like my new name does. ~Crusty~

Reply by Ernest__CT on 11/18/06 12:56pm
Msg #160996

Nice Site, Farcus Pottydunkin!

Something similar to your line "Being a notary public carries a great deal of responsibility for the public good, this is not taken lightly by professional notaries public." is a great addition to any NSA's Site.

Reply by Bonnie_CO on 11/18/06 11:22am
Msg #160978

Sloopy Chickensquirt reporting in....LOL n/m

Reply by Howie35CT on 11/18/06 11:28am
Msg #160980

my kids can now call me either dad or liver-gizzard butt.

????!!!!

Reply by texNcally on 11/18/06 2:15pm
Msg #161003

sleezy farklefanny here

Man I do not like this professor! I can not decide how to feel about my new name!
LOL
What a title for a book though, man that is long!