Posted by John_NorCal on 10/12/06 7:53pm
Msg #152131
OT - Words women use
WORDS WOMEN USE
FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should
be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"
GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a
man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're
welcome. Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology!
Oh, and before we forget
"Whatever"...it's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!
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Reply by cassiewi on 10/12/06 8:06pm
Msg #152134
Too funny John. I've seen that before, but now that my husband knows how to work his email, I think I'll forward it to him, LMAO the whole way. Thanks for posting it!
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Reply by ssqu/ky on 10/12/06 8:09pm
Msg #152135
Thanks! too funny.
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Reply by MINY on 10/12/06 8:18pm
Msg #152137
I passed it along to my husband. He is still...... laughing. I think I use those words.....GO FIGURE! (that means DUMB A$$)
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Reply by BrendaTx on 10/13/06 6:32am
Msg #152208
Re: OT - Words women use - John
I just forwarded this to my son. He's getting married in December. Excellent wedding gift whether he knows it or not!!
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Reply by John_NorCal on 10/13/06 8:45am
Msg #152241
Re: OT - Words women use - John
I sent it to my son too, he got married in August. Needs to learn the rules of the house, doesn't he!
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