Posted by Jersey_Boy on 10/27/06 3:22pm
Msg #155592
OT: (self-censored) Too Funny.
HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
Well, it's SH** ... that's right, SH**!
SH** may just be the most functional word in the English language.
Consider:
You can get SH**-faced, Be SH**-out-of-luck, Or have SH** for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your SH** together, find a place for your SH**, or be asked to SH** or get off the pot.
You can smoke SH**, buy SH**, sell SH**, lose SH**, find SH**, forget SH**,
And tell others to eat SH**.
Some people know their SH**, while others can't tell the difference between SH** and shineola.
There are lucky SH**s, dumb SH**s, and crazy SH**s. There is bullSH**, horseSH**, and chickenSH**.
You can throw SH**, sling SH**, catch SH**, shoot the SH**, or duck when the SH** hits the fan.
You can give a SH** or serve SH** on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep SH** or be happier than a pig in SH**.
Some days are colder than SH**, some days are hotter than SH**,
And some days are just plain SH**ty.
Some music sounds like SH**, things can look like SH**, and there are times when you feel like SH**.
You can have too much SH**, not enough SH**, the right SH**, the wrong SH** or a lot of weird SH**.
You can carry SH**, have a mountain of SH**, or find yourself up SH** creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to SH** and other times you fall in a bucket of SH** and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your SH**, you don't need to know anything else!
You could pass this along, if you give a SH**; or not do so if you don't give a SH**!
Well, SH**, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a SH** and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of SH**. But, if you happened to catch a load of SH** from some SH**-head...........
Well, ya know, SH** happens!
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