Posted by LkArrowhd/CA on 4/12/07 10:06am
Msg #184799

OT OT OT- read with caution-


A Very Short Story

Man driving down road.
Woman driving up same road.
They pass each other.
The woman yells out the window, PIG!
Man yells out window, B I T ?? !
Man rounds next curve.
Crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies.

Thought For the Day: If only men would listen

Reply by BrendaTx on 4/12/07 10:12am
Msg #184800

Re: OT OT OT- read with caution-that is the funniest thing I

have seen is a loonnnggg time. Thanks for the giggle.

Reply by John_NorCal on 4/12/07 10:41am
Msg #184804

What did you say? LOL! Thanks for the laugh! n/m

Reply by Dennis D Broadbooks on 4/12/07 10:51am
Msg #184805

Where's Gary/CA...

...when we as men REALLY need him?!!!!

Reply by Gary_CA on 4/12/07 11:15am
Msg #184809

I'm here, I'm here...

but I'm laughing so hard I can't think of a response...

But it reminds me of a sign in the office of a wonderful lady, client, friend of mine... a successful Broker... (forgive me if this is a rerun)

but I'm afraid it doesn't help our cause much...

For years men have said
Why buy the cow if the milk is free?

The modern woman has discovered
It makes no sense to invest in a whole pig
if all you need is a little sausage.



See... it's more of the same... no help

Reply by Gary_CA on 4/12/07 11:23am
Msg #184811

Well wait a minute... what if...

We modify the story just a bit...

and the guy yells first... and the woman hits a huge female dog and dies...

Nah, see if just doesn't work... I should have been born in the 40's... sexism has reversed and now we're the oppressed. Will we ever recover? We need a Susan B. Anthony (rather Anthony Besusan) or a Gloria Steinman (or a Man's Stein of Glory)....

Okay, I have work to do... you know you're getting me in trouble, Dennis... if I get thwacked you should too.

Reply by Dennis D Broadbooks on 4/12/07 11:26am
Msg #184813

You Can Go Back...

...into hiding now, Gary. Talk about piling on...kicking a good man when he's down...

Reply by Susan Fischer on 4/12/07 11:06am
Msg #184808

OT Oh, Thank You! Needed a good laugh today... n/m

Reply by hcampersFL on 4/12/07 11:49am
Msg #184817

Re: OT OT OT- read with caution-Very Funny!

Susan I hope everything is going well for you and yours?
Take care, Beverly

Reply by Susan Fischer on 4/12/07 12:21pm
Msg #184818

Re: OT OT OT- read with caution-Very Funny!

Thanks, Beverly, no, not so great. Worried sick about Dad's eye, and now his hip...; getting reports ready for taxguy; every single assignment this week cancelling; and making an ass of myself on this public forum.

No sun again today...all gray and wet and cold. The cat had ear surgery Tuesday and scratches the stiches no matter how many times I plead with him to quit that...

I need a 'Count My Blessings' lecture, and more likely a thwack from a Lisa spoon.

Ok. End of pity party...back to Queeksbooks, and the dreaded hunt for mileage.

Susie

Reply by hcampersFL on 4/12/07 4:38pm
Msg #184868

Re: OT OT OT- read with caution-Very Funny!

Well I'm sorry to hear about your Dad. I understand about the other issues as far as business goes, it runs in cycles.

No offence but I was talking to Susan Axelrod (the person that started this thread) about her family. Just wanted to clear that up.

Reply by Susan Fischer on 4/12/07 6:43pm
Msg #184890

All cleared up. Please excuse the error. n/m