Posted by Jersey_Boy on 4/4/07 1:21pm
Msg #183676
Wednesday: All aboard the crazy train...
Do I have a magnetisism to get all the crazy calls today?
All right.... WHO THREW THE MOON OUT OF IT'S PROPER ORBIT?
Jeez.
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Reply by SueW/Tn on 4/4/07 1:28pm
Msg #183677
I think it was Fran n/m
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Reply by MistarellaFL on 4/4/07 1:29pm
Msg #183678
I think so, too.
Or, the sky is really falling.
Or, it's full moon time.
Or, JB is the luckiest freak in the world. J/K!
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Reply by Jersey_Boy on 4/4/07 1:35pm
Msg #183681
Luckiest freak? hmmm.... not sure about that... n/m
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Reply by MistarellaFL on 4/4/07 1:53pm
Msg #183685
Re: Luckiest freak? hmmm.... not sure about that...
Would Jersey Girl be sure?
lol
Some days I swear, it is all day with those kinda calls, isn't it?
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Reply by Jersey_Boy on 4/4/07 2:01pm
Msg #183689
A call I got around Noon... WTF?
Ring:
--Good Afternoon, Patrick speaking.
--Hi, I found your information online. I'd like to get a will, power of attornies and living will.
--Do you need these forms notarized or created?
--Both.
--I suggest you contact an attorney to have the documents created and then I'd be happy to notarize them for you.
--Why won't you do it?
--Well, I am not an attorney and can not create legal documents for you. The document needs to be ready when I come out to notarize it for you.
--Can't you just bring them with you?
--Bring the forms with me?
--Yes.
--I am not permitted to create legal documents. I am a Notary Public, not an attorney.
--I don't understand.
--Ma'am, you need to contact an attorney, tell them what documents you want and pay the attorney to have them written up. Once the documents are done, if you still need a Notary, you can call me back and we can set up an appointment.
--What attorney should I call.
--Try one listed in the phonebook.
--When can you come out to notarize them?
--I think you need to get the documents first, then call me back. We can set something up at that time.
--So you can't do it?
--No.
--Oh, ok, bye.
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BANG HEAD ON DESK...
WHERE'S THE BAR?
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Reply by MistarellaFL on 4/4/07 2:33pm
Msg #183693
The bar is OPEN
Happy hour is starting a little earlier than usual....
Drinks are on me today....
(island music playing in the background, whirring blender noise for fu-fu drinks)
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Reply by Jersey_Boy on 4/4/07 2:37pm
Msg #183694
Whiskey. No Glass. No Ice... Just the bottle. n/m
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Reply by Sylvia_FL on 4/4/07 2:50pm
Msg #183696
Brandy and Babycham please:) - NO ICE! n/m
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Reply by BrendaTx on 4/4/07 3:17pm
Msg #183697
More like Kukla, Fran, and Ollie
if you catch my drift.
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Reply by hcampersFL on 4/4/07 3:38pm
Msg #183701
Re: More like Kukla, Fran, and Ollie Brenda don't insult the
puppets. They are smarter than the comparison.
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Reply by Lisa Prestegard on 4/4/07 6:12pm
Msg #183724
Bev, you crack me up! n/m
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