Posted by LJ on 8/23/07 8:09pm
Msg #207328

Look for these company consolidations

1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetices, Fuller Brush and W. R. Grace Co. Will merge and become Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become MMMGood
3. Fed Ex is expected to join its competitor UPS an become FEDUP
4. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become Knott NOW.
5. Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name as Titty Titty Bang Bang (don't know if that word is allowed here - sorry)
6. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become ZipAudiDoDa.
7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become Poupon Pants.

Reply by Templin on 8/23/07 8:15pm
Msg #207331

This is one of the best posts I have seen!!

Reply by Loretta Reed on 8/23/07 8:28pm
Msg #207335

This post made me laugh out loud. very good

Reply by Monica Valle-Cavero on 8/23/07 8:37pm
Msg #207336

Re: : ) n/m

Reply by LJ on 8/23/07 9:13pm
Msg #207339

Here's another one

Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner, Cracker.

Reply by Teddog/CO on 8/24/07 10:13am
Msg #207441

LJ, lol Love it ! n/m

Reply by Becca_FL on 8/23/07 9:27pm
Msg #207352

Why do we need a leisure forum?

We NEED this kind of stuff here. It sure as heck beats the "how do I, where can I, and who do you" crap that has been rampant here for the last month.

Reply by LJ on 8/23/07 9:41pm
Msg #207361

Re: Why do we need a leisure forum?

Not used to the Leisure place yet. Should have put it there, I guess. Sorry, I guess.

Reply by Nick/MD on 8/23/07 9:57pm
Msg #207367

Re: Why do we need a leisure forum?

It's about time someone posts something funny, instead of all the doom and gloom regarding the industry... thanks so much for making me laugh.

Reply by Todd/OH on 8/24/07 10:31am
Msg #207454

Too funny !! n/m