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Posted by DogmongerCA on 8/7/07 8:10am
Msg #204252

Way OT Signs


Signs over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
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In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
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On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
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At a Proctologist's door:
"To expedite your visit please back in."
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On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
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On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."
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On a Church's Billboard:
"7 days without God makes one weak."
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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
"Invite us to your next blowout."
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At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
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On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
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In a Nonsmoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
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On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
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At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
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On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
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On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
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At a Car Dealership:

"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
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Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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At the Electric Company
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."
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In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
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At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank heaven for little grills."
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And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."







Reply by jba/fl on 8/7/07 8:14am
Msg #204253

TY for the chuckles and a few ROFLMAO! n/m

Reply by Frenchie/TN on 8/7/07 1:07pm
Msg #204314

Loved all these! Now for my contribution:
There is gas station not far from here with a little restaurant inside. The sign outside reads: EAT Here
Get Gas!

Reply by Lisa Prestegard on 8/7/07 2:10pm
Msg #204333

My favorite is one I've posted before. A wunnerful little place in the Ozarks and home to the 'minnow shot'. No one believes that this place actually exists, even with the huge billboards that pepper the rural highways in the Ozarks.
Smile
http://store.nzsw.com/merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=CTGY&Store_Code=8BA6156E&Category_Code=BAR

Reply by jba/fl on 8/7/07 4:03pm
Msg #204359

Re: Way OT Signs wonder if that is on Roadside America? n/m


 
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