Posted by Sylvia_FL on 2/14/07 11:16am
Msg #175626
OT: When women relax
One afternoon a man came home from work to find total
mayhem and chaos in his house. His three children were outside,
still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and
wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of
his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the
house and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding
into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been
knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one
wall. In the front room the TV was loudly
blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was
strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes
filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the
counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was
spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the
table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.
He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys
and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she
may be ill, or that something serious had happened.
He was met with a small trickle of water as it made
its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet
towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet
paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.
As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still
curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel.
She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day
went. He looked at her bewildered and asked,
"What happened here today?"
She again smiled and answered, "You know every day
when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world did I
do today?"
Yes" was his incredulous reply.
She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."
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Reply by Dennis D Broadbooks on 2/14/07 11:36am
Msg #175630
And for the Rest of the Story...
...I'm SURE the hubby quickly picked up the house, dressed the children, did the laundry, & then after obtaining a babysitter for the kiddos he took his wife out for a scrumptious dinner & a movie. I'm CERTAIN that's the happy ending to this story.
Happy Valentine's Day!
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