Posted by PA_NOTARY on 2/22/07 10:49am
Msg #176727
O/T JOKE
LIFE AT THE "MONASTERY OF SILENCE"
Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of Silence.
The Priest said, "Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are
welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak
until I direct you to do so."
Sister Mary Katherine lived in the monastery for 5 years
before the Priest said to her, "Sister Mary Katherine, you
have been here for 5 years. You can speak two words."
Sister Mary Katherine said, "Hard bed."
"I'm sorry to hear that," the Priest said, "We will get you a
better bed."
After another 5 years, Sister Mary Katherine was called by
the Priest. "You may say another two words, Sister Mary
Katherine."
"Cold food," said Sister Mary Katherine, and the Priest
assured her that the food would be better in the future.
On her 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Priest again
called Sister Mary Katherine into his office. "You may say
two words today."
"I quit," said Sister Mar y Katherine.
"It's probably best," said the Priest, "You've done nothing
but bit$h since you got here."
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