Posted by cassiewi on 1/24/07 11:25pm
Msg #172514
OT OT -Priceless....a joke
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's
> Christmas Party.
>
> Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like
> alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party.
>
>
> As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack
> had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a
> couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next
> to them, a single red rose!
>
> Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
> pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,
> spotlessly clean.
>
> So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he
> sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then
> he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red
> with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick:
> "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to
> make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love,
> Jillian"
>
> He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast,
> steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the
> table, eating.
>
> Jack asks, "Son... what happened last night?"
>
> "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell
> over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway,
> and got that black eye when you ran into the door.
>
> Confused he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order
> and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for
> me??"
>
> His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when
> she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, lady,
> I'm married!"
>
> Broken Coffee Table $39.99
> Hot Breakfast $4.20
> Two Aspirins $.38
> Saying the right thing, at the right time . .
> PRICELESS!!!
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