Posted by ewing2surf on 1/30/07 2:14pm
Msg #173317

Off Topic Husband Store


A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City,
where
a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ON CE! There are six floors and the
value
of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights.

The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may
choose
to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to
exit
the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.

She moves on to the second floor . . .The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

She moves on to the third floor . . .The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are Extremely Good
Looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good
Looking and Help with Housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I c an hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous,
Help with housework and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the
sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no
men
on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

**************************************************************

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives
store.

*The first floor has wives that love sex.*

*The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.*

*The third through sixth floors have never been visited and this,
goes to show you...at best, most men only have one or two things on their
mind ..............or else they're shopping at the other store!

Reply by Gavina Franklin on 1/30/07 2:37pm
Msg #173318

in which floor are you located? :-) n/m

Reply by pan/nd on 1/30/07 7:38pm
Msg #173337

Re: in which floor are you located? :-)

Bargain basement

Reply by Sharon Taylor on 1/30/07 7:55pm
Msg #173339

Sort of on Floor 5

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous,
Help with housework and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
My DH (dear husband) is not drop-dead gorgeous and we don't have any kids, although he loves kids and would have been a great father, but he does work hard, always helps with the housework - cooks, cleans, picks up, does laundry, yardwork, whatever needs doing, and he has a delightful romantic streak. He's also intelligent, likable, dependable, quiet yet a good conversationalist, fun sense of humor, and...like so many Southerners...he can share an incident or tell a story and make it come to life.

Reply by TitleGalCA on 1/30/07 10:06pm
Msg #173355

Jeez - this internet email is only about 5 years old. n/m