Posted by Keystone/PA on 6/4/07 9:10am
Msg #193526

OT - Take a Hard Look at Yourself

It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started.

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub"

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No. A normal person would pull the plug," said the Director. "Do you want a bed near the window?"

LOL....I'll take a window seat, please.

Reply by LJ on 6/4/07 11:24am
Msg #193544

Where's this place at? I belong there: I have been walking to the post office every morning to get my mail. Great exercise and saving some gas. Last week one day I drove because I thought it was going to rain. Got there, got my mail and walked home. Left my car there. Duh!!!! Could not believe I did that. Had to walk back and get it. lol Even had the keys in my hand the entire walk.

Reply by LaurieAZ on 6/4/07 12:03pm
Msg #193549

I love that and I have to pass it on....too funny!!! I am starting to think the world is going crazy all together. It's pretty sad when the highlight of the news and court talk shows is about Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie or Anna Nicole Smith. We have troops fighting a war and yet our biggest news media channels are obsessed with Hollywood. It's awful!! Sorry that is my morning rant hahahaha. I hope everyone has a great Monday if that's possible :-)

Reply by PJM/MI on 6/4/07 1:18pm
Msg #193557

Re: OT - OH MY LJ!

That is TOO funny! I got into my car the other day and couldn't find my keys, and I knew I had locked my house. Looked in my purse.. no keys..looked in my bag. no keys.
Got out of the car and looked in the back seat. No keys.
I was all ready to scream, and saw them on the front seat. I had been sitting on them!

Reply by ZeeCA on 6/4/07 1:32pm
Msg #193560

OMG thx for the giggle today... that is just too funny.. but look at all the exerise you got!

Reply by LJ on 6/4/07 2:30pm
Msg #193562

Am I'm closing loans???? lol

Reply by Marlene/USNA on 6/4/07 3:22pm
Msg #193570

I'll be in the bed by the window.

I usually take the bus to work. On the days I drive, I have been known to leave work and take the bus home. Have to come back Downtown later to get it.

There are 2 parking garages near the office building, when I leave work (on the days I remember that I drive), I often go to the wrong garage and try to feed the ticket into the wrong machine.

Reply by ZeeCA on 6/4/07 3:53pm
Msg #193576

perhaps stapling a post it don't 4get note to the forehead? n/m

Reply by MelissaCT on 6/4/07 9:33pm
Msg #193626

I got up at 3am on Saturday & thought I could make it to the bathroom without opening my eyes -- well, wouldn't you know I walked into the door! I guess that'll learn me to watch where I'm going, even in my half-dazed sleep.