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Posted by Jersey_Boy on 6/13/07 12:11pm
Msg #194881

VERY OT: A Letter to Dad.

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad."

With the Worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.

Dear Dad:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.

But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad, she's pregnant.

Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.

In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it.

Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.

Love, Your Son,
John

PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card, that's in my center desk drawer.

I love you.
Call me when it's safe to come home.
Love, Your Son,
John


Reply by cassiewi on 6/13/07 12:14pm
Msg #194883

Re: VERY OT: A Letter to Dad.-LMAO

I could see myself freaking out and not even getting to the last sentence. Good stuff!

Reply by Brenda/CA on 6/13/07 2:55pm
Msg #194925

Re: VERY OT: A Letter to Dad.-LMAO

Thanks for sharing, I am still laughing!

Reply by OR on 6/13/07 5:59pm
Msg #194966

Re: VERY OT: A Letter to Dad.-LMAO

Had to send it to my daughter, my Grandson is 15. LMAO ans ROTF toooo! Tks

Reply by TNhills on 6/13/07 8:22pm
Msg #194988

Re: VERY OT: A Letter to Dad.-LMAO

I loved it. I printed it for my daughter in law.


 
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